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Cyco, whats your problem? Can you name another mulleted German with an intelligent car and severe swimwear issues? If you can, well good for you! But i don't know of anyone else like that, so i'm sticking with The Hoff. Pffft.
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Posted: 2006-06-19 09:45:04
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What happened to chuck?
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Posted: 2006-06-19 09:47:34
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Quote:Can you name another mulleted German with an intelligent car and severe swimwear issues?
Actually I think this is the issue. I cried for hours when my dad told me that KIT couldn't really talk, it was just a bloke doing a bit of voice acting. It was like finding out that Santa Clause wasn't real, or that little girls don't really have their willies chopped of when they're babies.
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Posted: 2006-06-19 10:08:34
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They don't? Then why does my girlfriend tuck her balls away during coitus?
Anyhoo, I think your hatred of Herr Hasselhoff is misguided. He's a gentleman, who knows his Bratwurst from his Frankfurter, his Goebbels from his Goering, and his East Berlin from his West. The blond, blue-eyed handsome bloke is a national treasure, a teutonic pin-up, for goodness' sake!
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Hello, Scroto![ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2006-06-19 09:17 ]
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Posted: 2006-06-19 10:14:46
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Yeah but so was Adolf Hitler and look at all the trouble he caused! We don't want all that again do we? Especially with the football on.
Also, I think you and your g/f really need to have a serious chat...
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Posted: 2006-06-19 10:20:45
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who/what is hoff?
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Posted: 2006-06-19 10:23:38
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Here he is:
He shot to fame during the 1980's in the kids TV show 'Knight rider' and then returned in the 90's as a lifeguard in 'Baywatch'. Between those shows, he recorded a load of dreadful euro-pop songs which became phenomenally successful in Germany. He now spends most of his time there entertaining his adoring fans.
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Posted: 2006-06-19 10:31:07
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its still early..... thats too much hoff for a monday morning
Meths its sounds like i should take you g/f back to thailand with me
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Posted: 2006-06-19 11:22:09
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@ lee I bet youve never said that before!
so this hoff guy is some kinght rider, gay beastyanity luving, german hore?
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Posted: 2006-06-19 11:27:17
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and he sang on the berlin wall
Hes like a national tresure to the germans - anyone know exactly why they love him so much? I only like him coz he brought lovely ladies to me teenage years in red swimming costumes and slowed the speed down (hes a genius)!
Come on luke, you must of seen baywatch? pamela anderson, carmen electra?
[ This Message was edited by: leeboy13 on 2006-06-19 10:33 ]
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Posted: 2006-06-19 11:30:52
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