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Lynx69 Posts: > 500

one raid was in my own town hgih wycombe didnt even think anything like this was going on here.
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Posted: 2006-08-10 17:03:56
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leerichards Posts: 306

Wonder how many phones, laptops and iPods will go 'missing' over the next week or so.....
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Posted: 2006-08-10 17:28:20
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axxxr Posts: > 500

yeh i wonder....all in the name of airline security.
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Posted: 2006-08-10 17:32:42
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joebmc Posts: > 500

The British are feeling concerned in relation to today's events and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved'. Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of London in 1666.

Also, the French government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire in Toulouse caused by rioters that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels: "invade a neighbour" and "lose".


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Posted: 2006-08-10 17:47:11
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Berry Posts: > 500

Shouldnt laugh but i did...

Sorry
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Posted: 2006-08-10 17:51:52
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Sammy_boy Posts: > 500



Sorry, couldnt' help laughing out loud there either!

For me though, laughing at these kinds of things helps me cope, and besides, it reduces the terrorist's power to cause fear if we can laugh at things like this.

Perhaps my sense of humour's a bit inappropriate, but I though that was hilarious!
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Posted: 2006-08-10 17:59:58
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axxxr Posts: > 500

The TSA has issued an announcement with a list of banned liquids on flights with only these exceptions:

Baby formula, breast milk, or juice if a baby or small child is traveling; prescription medicine with a name that matches the passenger’s ticket; and insulin and essential other non-prescription medicines.


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Posted: 2006-08-10 20:35:34
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slattery69 Posts: > 500

you also have to drink the baby milk or brest milk infront of customs to prve its nothing dangerous.
for those with children they ll know its horrible stuff to drink, bloody terrorists
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Posted: 2006-08-10 21:26:16
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joebmc Posts: > 500

So if my misses had milk in her boobs, she'd have to wip them out and let me/her have a taste

EDIT: Oh sorry i guess you mean when its already out of the boobies and in some form of container

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[ This Message was edited by: joebmc on 2006-08-10 20:40 ]
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Posted: 2006-08-10 21:39:17
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slattery69 Posts: > 500

sadly yes just pre squeezed milk from the breast. though the first suggestion would get my vote if i was in charge
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Posted: 2006-08-10 22:08:17
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