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axxxr Posts: > 500

exactly mate.....I heard on the the U.S newswires that Osama also had a soft spot for Jessica Alba...its rumoured that he sent her a grenage painted as an easter egg with a card saying:

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Dear Jessica,

Sorry for this make shift easter egg,but thats all i had left since as you know i am in hideing from the world and live in a cave...I'm sure you will understand.

Please get back to me and we shall rule the world together!

Forever Yours Osama!

P.S: Loved you in Fantastic Four

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I Love Osama's Niece..she's a bit of a babe!

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[ This Message was edited by: axxxr on 2006-09-01 01:37 ]
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Posted: 2006-09-01 02:35:39
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*Jojo* Posts: > 500

Looks like Osama's bombing-antics will be diverted to future celebritys-kidnappings . . .
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Posted: 2006-09-01 02:46:16
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goldenface Posts: > 500

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On 2006-09-01 01:33:06, gelfen wrote:

if there are any enterprising bounty hunters scouring the middle east and they hear strains of "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" or "I Will Always Love You" drifting down the mountain pass, FOLLOW THAT SONG!



I bet the Commando's never thought of that one - setting up Kare-oki bars around the mountains of Afghanistan, each holding a Whitney lookalike contest.

It would be a bear to honey.
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Posted: 2006-09-01 09:41:25
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*Jojo* Posts: > 500

@golden - It's - KARAOKE (khariyowki) dude
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Posted: 2006-09-02 03:11:34
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