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On 2006-12-11 22:55:55, Sammy_boy wrote:
lol! Probably a much better bet than some of the mainstream religions!
Absolute right.....only if more signed up to this faith,all the problems would be over!
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Posted: 2006-12-11 23:10:53
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Just waited to see who would post a link to the dictionary....
I heard that before but no idea it was true...
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Posted: 2006-12-11 23:13:25
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@tmag thx for the flowers
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Posted: 2006-12-11 23:16:46
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huh? flowers schmowers?
okie dokie didly pokie!
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Posted: 2006-12-11 23:38:30
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hey, they mention Jesus Christ in the Famous Dudes in history ... they should at least respect him and not tell lies about him ! I think this is rubbish.
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Posted: 2006-12-11 23:48:48
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Jesus being called a Dude is a compliment,i don't see how this is disrespectfull to him?
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Posted: 2006-12-11 23:56:21
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ok , I understand the "take it easy" slang , but really, do they need to say pointless things, such as man of other beliefs being of the dudeist religion? Any way they can't even prove about jesus being a dudeist. I *suppose* compliments should be based at least in some feeble true fact, right? otherwise it's just talking nonesense.
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Posted: 2006-12-12 00:50:59
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See your not a dude so you don't understand,its not about being disrespectfull or anything such,Being a "Dude" is about being Cool and Calm and taking it easy....Its a dude's way or Respect!!
Look at whats being said about the Bhudda aswell!
Chill Brother!
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Posted: 2006-12-12 01:06:40
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yeah, saw it all. Although Jesus did take it easy, but not because of dudeism, but because of internal peace. Carry on, dudes. So can you share a bit about your experiences of being a dude ?
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Posted: 2006-12-12 01:21:51
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Exactly brother,We want to be Cool like Jesus was,he was the Ultimate Dude!
You can start with: Duderonomy: Rules to live by, and sometimes break!
1. Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacrificial beverage. To ensure its freshness, it must be sniffed and even sampled before purchase. If it is unclean, put it back.
2. Ideally half-and-half shall be used in preparing the sacrificial beverage. Failing this, milk, and under the most dire of circumstances, non-dairy creamer.
3. Always write checks whenever possible, as your cash is limited and you never know when you might have to pay off roving bands of heathen Nihilists.
4. When confronted by vicious thugs demanding money, give them it. If you don't have it, employ humor to lighten the situation. Do not under any circumstances try to fight back by hurling a bowling ball at them.
5. When discussing a matter of grave importance, or even of trifling idiocy, always make sure to employ expletives as much as possible to prove your heartfelt honesty and conviction. To ensure your dudeness, all out-of-control, manic discussions should be followed with entreaties to "just take it easy, man."
6. If an adversary is clearly too uptight to see things from your perspective, don your sunglasses and intone "f**k it." Then take something of fair value from his house as you depart.
7. Employ comfortable furnishings in your home such as reclining chairs, scented candles, Persian rugs and fanciful mini-bars with ironic posters of former adversaries. Your house is your temple and your temple should be well tied-together.
8. Always honor your landlord. Do your best to pay the rent on time. Failing that, indulge his artistic ambitions irregardless of how utterly misguided they might be.
9. Never have an outward-opening door on your house.
10. When confronted by a large man with a gun who demands you mark it zero, oblige him. Otherwise you risk entering a world of pain. Ideally he will get his comeuppance from the League for contravening a number of its bylaws.
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Posted: 2006-12-12 01:27:25
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