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hey miss_uk, hear you from bham thats a dump they say
dont take it seriuosly its just a joke, okay?
heard you got hair like spaghetti
and ur water gun aint no match to my machetti
just 4 now ill leave it at that
maybe you should consider hittin me back,
just thought i would give it a try
i read your from bham in another topic lol im from dudley which is close to bham
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[ This Message was edited by: nocky on 2008-01-24 02:13 ]
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Posted: 2008-01-24 02:20:30
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nocky im sorry but your rhymes are poor,
not like something you'd find at a store
keep working on your rhymes and you will see
That one day youll be as good as me
I wouldnt give up if I were you
even tho your rhymes are poo
Just stick with it, keep wiv da flow
eventually you'll get it and thats fo sho!
only jokin mate
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Posted: 2008-01-24 18:21:11
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se_p800 i would have to disagree,
p800 when did that phone come out.......1993??
its about time you changed your name,
this is what we call a rap battle and you dont know how to play da game!
anywayz im off 2 work 2 earn some money,
now tell these esatoers something they dont know about me.
Peace
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Posted: 2008-01-25 08:30:14
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There was a young dude called mosdellin
who's bum was most certainly smellin'
He went for a bath
To clean out his gash
Which he then went out and started sellin'
More of a limerick, that.
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Posted: 2008-01-25 10:23:10
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Muhammad-Oli Posts: > 500
A limerick well worth the read though!
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Posted: 2008-01-25 13:24:04
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Muhummad-Oli he is the man
couldnt lift his ass off the can
Haha thats my attempt
I'm more Dr Pepper than Dr Dre lol
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Posted: 2008-01-25 13:27:57
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Yo, what's with this guy dissin me and Dr. Pepper?
leavin me in the corner all alone like a lepper?
Thinkin: "Hey, man, he's trying to take all that I have"
'Cos he thinks I'm a rapper but I'm only a chav so,
Take your bling, your car and your rhyme and
Wrap it up and stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cos the Cyco's here for y'all to see
And that's gonna be your fate of destiny!
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Posted: 2008-01-25 13:39:43
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check out dis man cyco,
surely he be writng many a typo,
his hair is long,
he must hit the bong,
someone give dat boy a gun,
we'll see a whole lotta fun!
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Posted: 2008-01-25 13:46:12
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Yeah, stalking around like a cat in the alley
ripping up the mike on the hill and in the valley
yo, leeboy rules with his rhymes running deep
but only in the winter when there aren't any sheep
like his wellies, stuck in the mud and subdued
He think's hes rapping clever but he's just being rude
calls it old skool, yeah but it 'aint got no soul
Cos he's busy munching leeks and digging up coal.
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Posted: 2008-01-25 13:54:16
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Muhammad-Oli Posts: > 500
On 2008-01-25 13:27:57, fatevdestiny wrote:
I'm more Dr Pepper than Dr Dre lol
fatevdestiny? yeah well I choose fate.
Your fate is to lose this rap battle, mate.
My rhymes float like a butterfly and sting like a bee,
Now nobody here can beat Muhummad-Oli,
Your way too slow thats why you can't catch me,
I'll tell you why you're not quick, fatevdestiny:
Coz I used to read your name, first syllable fat.
You're just like Dr. Pepper, yeah your notes are flat.
As always, I'm just joking
Cheers.
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Posted: 2008-01-25 13:54:59
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