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Chav Jagger2k would describe it as a disgusting council esate tramp, they are very thick and do not have much of an education due to them fuking their best mates sisters instead of going lessons, they also are dressed in white from head to toe, and the girls (Chavettes) have their hair tied back so tight it looks like they have given them selfs a face lift, and if you see them in the street the main things they say is "gizz us 5p" or "Gizz us a fag"
Also the advantage of obtaining a phone from a chav is you wont have to worry about it being blacklisted for 3 reasons, 1 because it is stolen in the first place, 2 they wont able to afford the phone call to the network operator and 3, they wont know that the fuk a imei number is. lol
Talking of which i went inside a mcdonalds last week to see a chavtte ordering a "Mc Shizzle"??????? what the fuk is a mc shizzle?
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[ This Message was edited by: jagger2k on 2005-05-24 22:42 ]
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Posted: 2005-05-24 23:36:39
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lol @jagger, u sure u werent the one who tried a happy slap and got jacked?
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Posted: 2005-05-24 23:45:54
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am 99.9% sure it wasnt me
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Posted: 2005-05-24 23:49:11
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http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm
is a quality site!
fatreg
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Posted: 2005-05-25 08:04:35
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lol i love it DEVO!!
id beat the shit out of any one tht tries that to me
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Posted: 2005-05-25 11:08:49
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On 2005-05-25 08:04:35, fatreg wrote:
http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm
is a quality site!
fatreg
FAT PIE RULES: 1 came up to me and sed gizza fag! im 14 for god sake... not everyone in my generation is a little scum who smokes causing mischeif wearing burberry( as i know quite alot of you are adults
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www.chavscum.com is where you will find what a chav is, if it dont work, try .co.uk
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Posted: 2005-05-25 17:53:45
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We call them the "baraki" and they are f*cking everywhere but one thing is good: they are not slapping random people in the streets, they are too dumb to come up with that actually. I hate their language, how they feel superior, how they have to annoy smaller/younger kids (makes them feel big), how they have to walk, how .... well the list can be long.
Just to say that you are not the only one to suffer with this
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Posted: 2005-05-25 20:43:29
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Chav basically = townie = dumb shit who wears a hoodie.
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Posted: 2005-05-25 21:56:13
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wrong, or right where you live, a townie is someone who dosent fall into a category. e.g chav, greebo, skater(me
) goth etc
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Posted: 2005-05-26 17:04:57
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Lets play google define: Chav
Chav is a derogatory slang term currently in popular usage throughout England. It refers to a subculture negatively-stereotyped as being uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behavior. The label is typically (although not exclusively) applied to teenagers and young adults of white working class or lower-middle class origin. A male chav is sometimes referred to as a chavster and a female as a chavette, although chav is typically used to refer to both sexes.
Define: Townie
Townies have long been referred to by city dwellers as those that are familiar with the centre of a city or large town. From the Pubs to the regular hang-outs that exist within the Central Business District, the term, when used indicates a street wise, fast wit with a liking for beer and possibly a red nose from alcohol consumption. For instance one could say: "He's a right old townie" and mean it with affection. The term has unfortunately taken a different meaning in more recent years although the word 'townie' has been replaced with other variations, see Urban context 2.
Urban context 2
A completely different meaning of the word has developed inside urban environments across the UK from the 1990s. Townies are considered to be lowest group within urban society and are generally considered to be pests and annoyances. Stereotypically, a townie male is someone who sports an up-turned baseball cap, sports clothes, frequently wears white trainers, and usually has a shaven head or short haircut. Townie males particularly can be identifed with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are stereotyped as mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and heavy binge drinkers.
Townies can also be identified by their large numbers around local shops or bus shelters, or in parks or the town/city centre area. They have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (eg Vauxhall Novas). Townies are often described by locals as the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft, and violent crime. A famous satirisation of townies can be found in the comedian Ali G who potrays himself as a sterotypical townie. Traditionally Townies and Goths are opposites, and dislike one another enormously.
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