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Posted: 2005-06-14 17:48:34
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Hello, Scroto![ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2005-06-15 09:29 ]
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Posted: 2005-06-14 17:56:42
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nickorooster Posts: > 500
Wow, he doesn't look like your classic "old" person
. Just BIG.
Nick
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Posted: 2005-06-14 19:36:23
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Dude, please resize that image! Put it in Publisher and change it to 20% width and height or something. You're gonna break the nice forum
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Posted: 2005-06-14 20:14:22
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Resized
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Posted: 2005-06-15 10:29:30
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Now that's better ain't it. now if we could just get Davo to do the same thing it'd be back to normal
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Posted: 2005-06-15 11:46:55
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got any pics you'd like to share?
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Posted: 2005-06-15 12:10:34
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Posted: 2005-06-15 12:54:13
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lol ur post apears to have been deleted
muhahaahah
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Posted: 2005-06-15 13:02:11
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Fun things to say to old people:
Old people... is there anything they can't do? These people helped carve the world into what it is today. Believe it or not you're even related to some of them. Like you, these old folk need a good laugh in their lives here and there, whether it's at their own expense or not I'm sure they all agree this world needs to lighten up. This is why I bring you a list of what you can do to contribute to the laughter surrounding these fine folks.
What you need to talk to old people:
- a mouth
- old people
Things you should try saying....
If you want them to cry:
Force a sad yet vivid flashback...
"hey grandma (remember to wink at the old bag) I was wondering, remember that christmas during the war when grandpa went away and didn't come back... do you remember that?"
If you want them to smile:
Compliment them...
"I can't believe how beautiful you are, you look just like a supermodel (mumble the last bit)... if they turned into a prune"
If you want them to laugh:
Tell them a joke...
"I got a great joke, what's the difference between you and scrambled eggs?.... I don't know either you both look like crap!"
If you want them to teach you history:
Ask them an evolutionary question...
"I've always wondered, what came first, the chicken or the egg? No really, you're the only one on earth who would even know that."
If you want them to be immortalized:
Tell them to do something most people can't do...
"Hey did you know if you walk 10 miles naked while handling deadly snakes and singing little Richie that'd be like pretty cool and stuff."
If you want to confuse them:
Try a pick up line...
"Hey baby, I've got a thing for soggy wet Tenas... on my floor!."
If you want sex:
If you really do this you're one sick pathetic bastard...
"I haven't had sex in years and I bet it's been decades for you, what the hell I'm feeling pretty desperate right now..."
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Hello, Scroto![ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2005-06-15 12:42 ]
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Posted: 2005-06-15 13:41:28
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