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Your a common strumpet, but that's low even for you! You know fine well that my sperm count was damaged after that time your whale of a mother punched for stealing her Mars bar!
As for what I'm packing, Dierdre certainly isn't complaining, nor was your sister or half the street! That's right I can be trampy as cheap as you!
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:04:57
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well if thats the case then pack your bags and go!!!
then i can move your dad in
yes thats right
he has been hitting all the right spots ever since we were married unlike his son
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:08:26
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Papa? Not papa? No it can't be! You moster! Is it not enough that you look like you've been dragged backwards through the grocery counter at Sainsbury's, but you have to ruin my father's life too? No wonder he's in a wheelchair, your insatiable lust has paralysed the poor man.
I didn't realise you had any 'right spots' to hit what you being so cold and everything. Anyway here's something to keep you warm, papa's a woman, he had the op a few years back.
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[ This Message was edited by: scotsboyuk on 2005-07-01 20:14 ]
[ This Message was edited by: scotsboyuk on 2005-07-01 20:17 ]
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:14:01
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as for being dragged backwards through the grocery counter at sainsburys
of course, how else do you think i got promoted!!!
your father and me have something in common then, that single hair on my chin wont go away for a reason you know
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:25:22
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I should have know! All the signs were there, the borrowing of my razor; leaving the toilet seat up; the fact that you sing baritone in the church choir. I thought you had just inherited your mother's looks though.
Well I'm actually pleased you're aman, you see I'm gay. I've been having it off with your father and your mother, who's actually a man. Oh and I hate your cooking!
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:30:01
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You two sound like an old married coupple on the edge of devorce!
I dont know wether to lock this of wack it off in to the Garbage.
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:31:23
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Oh here comes tranquil from next door? Are you looking at my wife .. er my husband I mean?
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[ This Message was edited by: scotsboyuk on 2005-07-01 20:37 ]
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:34:29
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No, it's the coppers looking in to a report of potential domestic disorder. The Party is too loud. The whole neighbourhood is complainig.
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:39:54
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thats rich coming from the biggist slut this town has ever seen
did i say slut i meant gigalo no slut
well you do have abit of both in you
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:41:08
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It's her officer, she's got her mother walled up behind the cooker to get the inheritance. Check her knicker drawers, she stashes stolen lollipops there as well. She beats me! For the love of God man, she beats me! I brought her flowers the other night, but they were the wrong shade of violet; she pulled my hair and gave me a wedgie. I ran from this house screaming in terror, she would have given me a Chinese burn if she could. You've got to lock that b***h away! For the love of Cher do something!
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:43:56
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