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Good afternoon. I'd like 2 scooby snacks, a portion of smack and a box of sugarcubes please. I'm giving a little party tonight, you see.
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Posted: 2009-05-02 20:01:42
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Do yall sell Crystal and Don Perignon? If so id like 2 bottles of Crystal and and a 1975 vintage Don.P ,im celebrating my 6days of freedom.
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Posted: 2009-05-03 12:56:50
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On 2009-05-02 20:01:42, hihihans wrote:
Good afternoon. I'd like 2 scooby snacks, a portion of smack and a box of sugarcubes please. I'm giving a little party tonight, you see.
Good Afternoon , and how are you today !
now then lets have a look,
Hmmmmmmm , having a party are we , sounds good.
Right then Wife fetch the party box !!!( not that one you dumb bint , thats my percy, SLAP!!!!!) , no go and fetch the party box for the customers
2 Scooby Snacks there you go .
a portion for Smack hmmmmmm finest quality , there you go ,that stuff will make you well monged out for days.
Sugar Cubes ? Brown or white , ok white got to think of the figure i suppose.
Oh and have some complimentry party hats and a box of party poppers, and a quick fumble in bed with my sister .
that will be £200 thanks very much .
Ding ( sound of the till opening)
Do come again
Goodbye !
Oh and do come again
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Posted: 2009-05-04 12:36:09
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Hello mr shopkeeper, good evening.
I would like to have extra small vada-pav (indian burger) with extra topping. Yeah, i want a cheap fully automatic money vending machine for my family and friends, which must give money in pounds, dollars and rupees only.
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Posted: 2009-05-04 12:57:31
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On 2009-05-03 12:56:50, GUCCI.011 wrote:
Do yall sell Crystal and Don Perignon? If so id like 2 bottles of Crystal and and a 1975 vintage Don.P ,im celebrating my 6days of freedom.
Good Morning Kind Sir and how are you today !
well lets have a look ,
Oh whats the special occasion then , 6 days of freedom , i will never be free got that silly cow i am married to.
Good Choice on the drinks though ,
2 bottles of Crystal and and a 1975 vintage Don perigonon coming up .
Oppps the lid is loose on this one
"Clink" let me have a smell on this one .
Sorry Sir this one is not fit for compsumption , i think my Wife's been at the drink agian , "wife come here , where has the Crystal Gone"
Wife = Well i dont know ( Hiccup)
and Whats this inside it ?
Wife = Ummmmmmm its
Slap
We know what it is you smelly toe rag no say sorry to our lovely customer
Awfully sorry sir , please feel free to help yourself to some african wood bines rolled on a virgins thighs ( well it wont be my sisters thats rolled them thats for sure) .
That will be for cash !
ummmm , tap tap tap tap ( calculator )
£305.99 for cash please.
Ding
do come agian .
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Posted: 2009-05-04 12:58:07
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*ding ding* (bell)
hello is anyone there?
i want to buy a cadbury cream egg please?
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Posted: 2009-05-04 15:18:42
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Good afternoon Sir !
And How are you today .
hmmmmmm got a cadburys creme egg for you just here ,
there normally 45p but this one is a bit mouldy and got some fluff stuck to it , so what do you reckon 20p
it will only give you stomach cramp once and a visit to the toilet ( ask the wife she loves them)
will there be anything else sir ?
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Posted: 2009-05-04 15:30:52
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Hello Sir are you there . . . . . . .
maybe the fluffy Creme Egg Has Scared Him Off
"paaaarrrrpppp"
Opps maybe i should have not scoofed one of them
"paaaarrrrpppp"
Wife get the toilet roll out of the Fridge and put that wine down and do some work
"paaaaarrrrppp"
promptly put the back in 5 mins sign up .........
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Posted: 2009-05-04 16:09:44
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your fired!
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Posted: 2009-05-04 16:15:28
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for what exactly might i ask mr manager.
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Posted: 2009-05-04 16:20:26
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