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@mince
Is it me? That's quite a good impression, but there doesn't seem to be enough waffle, you only have two paragraphs! That isn't nearly enough to bore people with; I doubt whether it would send a drunk narcopleptic sloth who works in apillow factory to sleep. More waffle I say!
P.S. I am NOT a fan of David Starkey! He tends to come across as a rather arrogant and patronising know-it-all, how can you even imagine that I would be a fan of his?
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:10:44
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*yawn* @scots - Apologies re David Starky he's the only historian that sprung to mind, I wonder why.......
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:29:44
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Guesses welcome ...
After eighty two replies by methylated_spirit:
[Insert quick reply to minor, fictitious problem], [insert a satirical observation just funny enough to cause one's upper lip to tremble], [insert general nonsense fact], [insert mildly amusing joke; not so funny that one would throw one's head back and laugh like a musketeer in a dentist's chair, but funny enough to cause a throaty giggle and a slight increase in saliva around the corners of the mouth]. Use broad Scots dialect throughout post in obvious attempt at attracting attention of foreign members, whilst simultaneously increasing one's 'street cred' and remaining 'real' in face of pomposity from other members.
Remember to include letter 'V' with single smilie after without any explanation as to what it constitutes, but with insinuation that other members of one's 'posse' know what it means.
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:32:16
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Here's an easy one to guess:
could.you.please.visit.my.website.and.tell.me.what.you.think.?why.can't.I.get.my.space.button.to.work.?
(Apologies to the person who I'm referring to - I am only joking of course!)
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:39:12
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On 2004-10-25 23:39:12, Sammy_boy wrote:
Here's an easy one to guess:
could.you.please.visit.my.website.and.tell.me.what.you.think.?why.can't.I.get.my.space.button.to.work.?
(Apologies to the person who I'm referring to - I am only joking of course!)
Sadiqbaig
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:40:06
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@Sammy_boy
You grow to love the dots.
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:41:24
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Who is this?
I have a pink phone.
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:44:25
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@lynx - spot on!
You win an air guitar
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:51:10
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@Sammy_boy
Is that one of those £25,000 air guitars?
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:55:03
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It is indeed - am I generous or what!! I have two, I might start a playtime for the other expensive air guitar.
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:56:10
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