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scotsboyuk Posts: > 500

@mince

Is it me? That's quite a good impression, but there doesn't seem to be enough waffle, you only have two paragraphs! That isn't nearly enough to bore people with; I doubt whether it would send a drunk narcopleptic sloth who works in apillow factory to sleep. More waffle I say!

P.S. I am NOT a fan of David Starkey! He tends to come across as a rather arrogant and patronising know-it-all, how can you even imagine that I would be a fan of his?
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:10:44
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mince-inside Posts: 452

*yawn* @scots - Apologies re David Starky he's the only historian that sprung to mind, I wonder why.......
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:29:44
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scotsboyuk Posts: > 500

Guesses welcome ...

After eighty two replies by methylated_spirit:


[Insert quick reply to minor, fictitious problem], [insert a satirical observation just funny enough to cause one's upper lip to tremble], [insert general nonsense fact], [insert mildly amusing joke; not so funny that one would throw one's head back and laugh like a musketeer in a dentist's chair, but funny enough to cause a throaty giggle and a slight increase in saliva around the corners of the mouth]. Use broad Scots dialect throughout post in obvious attempt at attracting attention of foreign members, whilst simultaneously increasing one's 'street cred' and remaining 'real' in face of pomposity from other members.

Remember to include letter 'V' with single smilie after without any explanation as to what it constitutes, but with insinuation that other members of one's 'posse' know what it means.
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:32:16
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Sammy_boy Posts: > 500

Here's an easy one to guess:

could.you.please.visit.my.website.and.tell.me.what.you.think.?why.can't.I.get.my.space.button.to.work.?

(Apologies to the person who I'm referring to - I am only joking of course!)
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:39:12
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Lynx69 Posts: > 500

Quote:
On 2004-10-25 23:39:12, Sammy_boy wrote:
Here's an easy one to guess:

could.you.please.visit.my.website.and.tell.me.what.you.think.?why.can't.I.get.my.space.button.to.work.?

(Apologies to the person who I'm referring to - I am only joking of course!)



Sadiqbaig
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:40:06
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scotsboyuk Posts: > 500

@Sammy_boy

You grow to love the dots.
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:41:24
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scotsboyuk Posts: > 500

Who is this?

I have a pink phone.
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:44:25
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Sammy_boy Posts: > 500

@lynx - spot on!

You win an air guitar
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:51:10
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scotsboyuk Posts: > 500

@Sammy_boy

Is that one of those £25,000 air guitars?
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:55:03
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Sammy_boy Posts: > 500

It is indeed - am I generous or what!! I have two, I might start a playtime for the other expensive air guitar.
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:56:10
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