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jmash Posts: 117

Joke Of The Day

A parrot on a perch is sitting in front of a pet store.A womon walks by.The parrot says to her "Hey lady,jy's kak lelik"
Well the woman if furious!She storms past the store to her work.

On her way home she sees the same parrot and it says to her "Hey lady you're really kak ugly"
She was incredibly ticked now.

The next day the same parrot says to her,"Hey lady,jy's kak lelik"
The woman was so furious that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and have the bird killed.
The store manager promised that he would see to it that the bird would not be so rude again.

When the woman walked past the store the next day after work,the parrot called to her "Hey lady"
She stopped and said "Yes"

The bird said
"Jy weet mos"

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Posted: 2007-04-04 15:02:00
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Kryptik Posts: > 500

Roflmao! Nice one J!!!

So Sri Lanka beat England by two runs..... Well done to them!!!
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Posted: 2007-04-04 23:33:00
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amawanqa Posts: > 500

Yhu, that was a close match indeed.
A definite Oz/NZ/SA/SL semi-finals by the looks of things.
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Posted: 2007-04-04 23:54:43
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amawanqa Posts: > 500

Now here's another rarity on eBay..
Anyone remember the 'shark-fin' Ericsson R310, which was a rugged water resistant cellphone?
Found a 'new' one listed, for £34.99 (approx R490):

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ericsso[....]egoryZ3312QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Nah, I ain't gonna buy it; I'm not a collector and I've already spent a good deal on more essential stuff for the house and garden etc. this month.
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Posted: 2007-04-05 00:58:19
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amawanqa Posts: > 500

Sequenced action pic from tonight's match:


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Posted: 2007-04-05 01:25:16
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Hobbs Posts: > 500

that doesnt look like cricket.looks like wwf smackdown.
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Posted: 2007-04-05 08:14:39
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jmash Posts: 117

Eish!I'm feeling nervous today.I'm doing a stand~up comedy contest later tonight at the casino.R25 000,00 is up for grabs.We'll have to go through 3 stages,and tonights winner will get the chance to perform along side Barry Hilton.
Man I hope I win tonight so I can move on to the 2nd round.
Wish me luck Fellaz!!!
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Posted: 2007-04-05 11:31:00
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amawanqa Posts: > 500

Good luck, jmash...break a leg.. I mean that figuratively, of course.
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Posted: 2007-04-05 12:01:55
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jmash Posts: 117

Thanx a lot Wanqa.I need it!And l'm counting the hours.
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Posted: 2007-04-05 13:02:00
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Kryptik Posts: > 500

Good luck bro, i'm sure you're going to do well. Don't forget to include something about Robert Mugabe, you can't go wrong
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Posted: 2007-04-05 13:32:00
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