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what joke was that? did i miss summat?
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Posted: 2003-11-19 19:17:21
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This one you have to read out to hear it in voice because of spelling differences:
You know the difference between Michael Jackson and a greyhound?
-Greyhounds wait for the hare to come out.
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Posted: 2003-11-21 13:27:47
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What is the smilaritie between Michael Jacson and a Marc & Spencer plastic bag?
They are both made of plastic both withe and they coud be harmfull for littel children
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Posted: 2003-11-21 13:43:04
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sick but funni as hell
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Posted: 2003-11-23 01:04:55
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both funny, but both jokes are about the same age as the kids, 10years old!
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Posted: 2003-11-26 22:11:18
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Yeah but im 20
So that just makes things een more twisted and messd up
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Posted: 2003-11-27 11:49:53
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apologies if any are repeats (like yeah, i was gonna read fifty plus pages!)
here we go...
Question : What is the differance between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag
Answer: Well, one's white and plastic and dangerous for your children to
play with, and the other one, you carry your groceries home in !
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POLICE NEWS:
Michael Jackson's home has been raided by the police this morning. They found Class A drugs in the lounge, Class B drugs in the kitchen and Class 5C in the bedroom.
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Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off!
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What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
They both ride 4 year olds.
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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?
He thought they were a delivery service.
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Posted: 2003-12-10 23:30:30
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you may also like to check the
Russian Roulette thread in MPFZ.
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Posted: 2003-12-11 02:29:26
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Basic Flying Rules:
· Try to stay in the middle of the air.
· Do not go near the edges of it.
· The edges of the air can be recognised by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea and trees. It is much more difficult to fly there.
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Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the expensive double-insulated energy efficient windows. This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done for a year and I had failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go 'round and 'round. I told him no one pulls a fast one on this old lady. Even though I am a senior citizen and used to be a blonde, that doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid! I proceeded to tell him just what his salesman told me last year; that, "in one year they would pay for themselves!" I really shut him up, because he just hung up on me.
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Posted: 2003-12-11 03:08:02
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A man is at home drinking a few beers and there is a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees a huge cockroach. The cockroach punches him in the face and runs off. He reflects on this the next day and thinks he must have had too much beer.
The next night he has no beer and there is a knock at the door. He opens the door and the huge cockroach is there again. The cockroach kicks him in the shins, pushed him over and leaves. He realises that it is not the beer. He goes to the doctor and asks, "Am I crazy? I think I have been beaten up by a giant cockroach."
The doctor replies, "No, you're not going mad. There is a nasty bug
going around."
boom-boom!
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A guy moves into an apartment complex.
He's putting his name on his mailbox when he hears
a door open in the hall.
He glances towards the door and sees a gorgeous woman
dressed only in a bathrobe come out.
He tries not to look at her as she gets her mail,
but she engages him in conversation.
As they talk she turns to look down the hall and her robe
opens slightly and he notices she is wearing only the robe.
They talk a little more, and she says,
"Shhh, I think I hear somebody coming.
Could we continue this conversation in my apartment?"
He agrees to this.
As they talk in her apartment, she moves and her robe
falls to the floor and he gets a good eyeful.
She then says, "Now that you've had a good look,
what do you think is the best part of my body?"
He says, "Your ears."
She replies, "My ears? Look at these tits, look at
this arse, look at my pussy. How can you say my ears?!"
He replied,
"Remember in the hall when you said you
heard somebody coming?
That was me."
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Gee, does that beat me? I only got two pair - two aces, and another two.
[ This Message was edited by: gelfen on 2003-12-12 03:02 ]
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