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no its not!
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Posted: 2005-04-01 05:44:28
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On 2005-04-01 04:42:00, gilthoniel wrote:
i think it's an April Fools joke...
I can vouch that the file is not an April Fools joke. The best part is I manage to compress the WAV file from 378KB to 89KB WAV file without loss of quality.
I will never look at Donal Duck the same way again...
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Posted: 2005-04-01 06:00:20
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Tot I'd share this:
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after
attending his company's Christmas party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol a bit. He didn't even remember
how he got home from the party. As bad as
he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes,
and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them is a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed. He looks around the room
and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he
sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging
on the corner of the mirror written in red with
little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
lipstick.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I've gone to get
groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian."
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there
is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the
morning paper. His son is sitting at the table
eating.
Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk out of
your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke
it, then you puked in the hallway, and got that
black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, Jack asked his son, "So why is
everything in perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you into
the bedroom, and when she tried to take your
pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"
Broken Coffee Table...$239.99
Hot Breakfast...$4.20
Two aspirins...38cents
Saying the right thing, at the right time...Priceless.
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Posted: 2005-04-03 06:46:10
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otherwise the opposite scenario would be somewhat like this...
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Posted: 2005-04-03 19:33:14
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Good mornin folks. looks like the scarlet team din make the cut AGAIN! Lol! anyways i'll be away 4 week. hopefully will haf some nice pix 2 share by then. shitz out.
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Posted: 2005-04-03 23:46:39
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i meant the hitz.fm crew thing... and i was right, it was an April fools joke
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Posted: 2005-04-04 12:16:04
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@gil: congrats for gettin that one right...but i was kinda hoping that it wuz true
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Posted: 2005-04-04 12:22:15
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@gil: congrats for gettin that one right...but i was kinda hoping that it wuz true
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Posted: 2005-04-04 12:22:15
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Hmm shits going somewhere eh?
Have fun mate!
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Posted: 2005-04-04 12:24:50
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On 2005-04-04 12:24:50, waja800 wrote:
Hmm shits going somewhere eh?
Have fun mate!
yeah!!! and the trip is aptly called 'Workin Me
B@lls Off Trip To KK'
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Posted: 2005-04-05 04:00:39
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