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hi there mr shop keeper
can i have a copy of the sun , £5 of petrol and and some matches .........................................................................................................................
mwwwwaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa
oh and a bottle of vodka !
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Posted: 2009-05-08 13:30:06
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yea sure you can,
urm.... (where are the damn newspapers...) Ah! heres the SUN thats 20p and here is £5 petrol and oh..... urm.... sorry but ive ran out of matches and yea you can grab a bottle of vodka so thatll be ermm (tap tap.... on calculator).... £15.20p please.
thanks
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Posted: 2009-05-08 13:36:06
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On 2009-05-08 13:36:06, _!GameKing!_ wrote:
yea sure you can,
urm.... (where are the damn newspapers...) Ah! heres the SUN thats 20p and here is £5 petrol and oh..... urm.... sorry but ive ran out of matches and yea you can grab a bottle of vodka so thatll be ermm (tap tap.... on calculator).... £15.20p please.
thanks
there you go thanks ,
ding ( shop door)
standing outside lol
get my zippo out and fill the lid of the petrol can up with newspaper.
click
ohhhhhhh thats a lovely colour flame !
quick wife run ......
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
mwahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa
the shops on fire get out lol
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Posted: 2009-05-08 13:51:01
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dude noooooooooooooooooooo aw crap!!!!! Tranced he destroyed your corner shop!!!!! (***rings*** 999 hello!, i need fire engine to come down please urgently!!! thanks) omg now what are we gonna do the corner shop has burnt down!!!!
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Posted: 2009-05-08 15:41:37
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called 911. the fire deparment chief why i have i called twice in less than 2 weeks.
i'll get you arrested, alexslane!!!!!
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Posted: 2009-05-08 15:44:45
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opppppssss sorry guys , is there any chance i could get a job back and i wont blow anything up i promise.
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Posted: 2009-05-08 16:06:03
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yes...after you serve your days in prison!
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Posted: 2009-05-08 16:08:38
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ok so whats the sentence lol , maybe i might consider it , well i have been a bit naughty
mmmmmwwwwwaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhh
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Posted: 2009-05-08 16:12:47
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you will be a month in jail!
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Posted: 2009-05-08 16:24:44
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ok then , well best i go then .
maybe i will send a letter over.
sooobbbbb
Alex
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Posted: 2009-05-08 16:32:49
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