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alexslane Posts: 439

hi there mr shop keeper
can i have a copy of the sun , £5 of petrol and and some matches .........................................................................................................................

mwwwwaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa

oh and a bottle of vodka !
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Posted: 2009-05-08 13:30:06
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_!GameKing!_ Posts: 40

yea sure you can,

urm.... (where are the damn newspapers...) Ah! heres the SUN thats 20p and here is £5 petrol and oh..... urm.... sorry but ive ran out of matches and yea you can grab a bottle of vodka so thatll be ermm (tap tap.... on calculator).... £15.20p please.

thanks
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Posted: 2009-05-08 13:36:06
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alexslane Posts: 439


On 2009-05-08 13:36:06, _!GameKing!_ wrote:
yea sure you can,

urm.... (where are the damn newspapers...) Ah! heres the SUN thats 20p and here is £5 petrol and oh..... urm.... sorry but ive ran out of matches and yea you can grab a bottle of vodka so thatll be ermm (tap tap.... on calculator).... £15.20p please.

thanks


there you go thanks ,
ding ( shop door)
standing outside lol
get my zippo out and fill the lid of the petrol can up with newspaper.
click
ohhhhhhh thats a lovely colour flame !

quick wife run ......


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM


mwahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa

the shops on fire get out lol

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Posted: 2009-05-08 13:51:01
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_!GameKing!_ Posts: 40

dude noooooooooooooooooooo aw crap!!!!! Tranced he destroyed your corner shop!!!!! (***rings*** 999 hello!, i need fire engine to come down please urgently!!! thanks) omg now what are we gonna do the corner shop has burnt down!!!!
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Posted: 2009-05-08 15:41:37
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called 911. the fire deparment chief why i have i called twice in less than 2 weeks.

i'll get you arrested, alexslane!!!!!
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Posted: 2009-05-08 15:44:45
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alexslane Posts: 439

opppppssss sorry guys , is there any chance i could get a job back and i wont blow anything up i promise.


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Posted: 2009-05-08 16:06:03
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yes...after you serve your days in prison!
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Posted: 2009-05-08 16:08:38
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alexslane Posts: 439

ok so whats the sentence lol , maybe i might consider it , well i have been a bit naughty

mmmmmwwwwwaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhh
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Posted: 2009-05-08 16:12:47
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you will be a month in jail!
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Posted: 2009-05-08 16:24:44
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alexslane Posts: 439

ok then , well best i go then .
maybe i will send a letter over.

sooobbbbb

Alex
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Posted: 2009-05-08 16:32:49
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