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ShawO Posts: 248

mayonnaise
u guys can actually sustain your appetite after reading all this crap?
*salute*
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Posted: 2003-03-17 17:50:00
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cyanx7 Posts: 228

hey, i went 4 ellie's word... she's english - i'm not!!!
i can sustain my apetite if i immagine that the vaseline has that annoying coconut scent...
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Posted: 2003-03-17 19:26:00
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jellyellie Posts: > 500

uh i spelt it wrong...
shame on me
that's what i get for trying to spell after jumping off playground equipment 3 metres high
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Posted: 2003-03-17 20:29:00
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JwY Posts: 500

we can always make more vaseline flavours.
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Posted: 2003-03-17 22:38:00
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cyanx7 Posts: 228

yeah - like curry!!
or dried codfish...
err - forget that second option, it would be redundant perhaps...
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Posted: 2003-03-18 13:20:00
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Bjerkebanen Posts: > 500

yeah maaaan wooooo wooooooo vaseln on bread!!! yeahhh thats the kind of stuff you need in your throut to get throo a day in the hood in Oslo were people are getting raped in the mouth all the time!
ORAL RAPING!
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Posted: 2003-03-18 14:32:00
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cyanx7 Posts: 228

well, they should knock u're teeth out first, right?
it's a natural defence against that kind of agression... And an efficient one at that!...
CLACK!!!!!! AAUURGHHHHHH!!!
if it's not swallowed it can be sowed back on again...
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Posted: 2003-03-18 15:18:00
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Bjerkebanen Posts: > 500

yes thats true!
BTW im the one getting raped in the mout alll the time.
Im a victim of oral raping
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Posted: 2003-03-18 19:29:00
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cyanx7 Posts: 228

boy, i sure bet u could give hump lizard fangs a good use if only u had them...
well - guess that proves u're not a humpie, after all!
i mean, if u really were - when the rapist aproached, u'd be thinking something like: "sausage, yum! ", instead of "milk, yuck! "!!!
that's gotta be good news...
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Posted: 2003-03-18 19:46:00
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Bjerkebanen Posts: > 500

yes that is true!
I dont like that fluid. But you know you just gada go to your place in the brain.
I just keep telling myself i dont feel. i can stand anything! i can block pain!
If you think it hard enouf you can acsualy dissapeer. And not wake up for like a long time after.
It kind of feels like your going inside yourself and you sitt back and watch out your eyes like they are windows. Im loocking out of windows im safe inside here coz my thought you can never have
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Posted: 2003-03-18 20:35:00
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