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Bill musta forgot to eat his watermelon
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Posted: 2004-11-08 09:09:00
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here's one more not exactly a joke but anyway -
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Posted: 2004-11-08 09:11:01
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ive never had any chicks turn green on me
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Posted: 2004-11-08 09:23:00
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@kimchee - so u know ur not superior
Soccer's most Embarassing moments -
http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/soccersex.jpg
Jihad gone wrong -
http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/jihadholywar.jpg
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Posted: 2004-11-08 09:35:11
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they must be the virgin material and im the man-ore.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 09:38:00
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a sexy blonde in a tiny top and short skirt paid a visit to the doctor, looking at her he cant maintain his professionalism.
he pulls up her skirt and starts rubbing her thighs
"do you know what im doing?" he asks
"yes, checking for abnormalities" comes the reply
the doctor pulls up her top takes off her bra and gropes her
"now what am i doing?" he asks
she says "checking for lumps and bumps"
"yes thats im doing" says the doctor as he lays her on the table.
as he is on top of her pounding away, he asks again
"what am i doing now?"
she replies "getting herpes, which brings me to why im here."
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Posted: 2004-11-10 06:22:00
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A man with a bad case of herpes went to a doctor. The doctor told him "We have to remove your prick ASAP". The man was shocked/scared so he went to another doctor who said exactly the same thing.
He went to an old chinese doctor who uses old techniques to get a different opinion. He told the chinese doctor what the two doctors told him. The chinese doctor looked at it and said "Those doc-tas just want maneh! No need opelation."
The man was so relieved. "So, am I gonna be alright, doc?"
The chinese doctor replied "Just wait two weeks, pecker fall"
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Posted: 2004-11-10 06:53:42
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A man man went to the doctor because of shooting testicular pains. The doctor told the man that his tesicles would have to be immediately removed, or there would be dire consequences. The man reluctantly agreed.
A few weeks after the operation, then man went to a tailor to get a new suit. The tailor immediately began writing down measurements. The guys says, "What are you doing? You haven't even made measurements yet!"
The tailor replies, "I can tell what your sizes are just by looking at you. You wear 32x30 pants, and 16-34/35 shirts, size 11 shoes, and size 32 underwear."
"Amazing!" the guy exclaims. "but you've got one thing wrong--i wear size 30 underwear."
"No," the tailor replies. "If you wear size 30 underwear it will dig into your crotch giving you shooting pain in your balls."
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Posted: 2004-11-10 07:10:00
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Oooh! Give me back my balls!
A man stammers so much his wife couldn't bear it and brought him to a doctor. The doctor asked the man to remove pull down his pants and underwear. The man says "H-H-here? N-N-Now?"
The doctor nodded his head. The man obeyed the doctor. The doctor examined him and said "OK, I know what the problem is... Your d**k is too long! We have to remove a few inches from it."
The man wanted to argue but his wife said "It's OK darling I think the doctor is right. I always felt so much pain... you know what I mean"
The operation was successful and the man can now talk straight. "Thanks doc, You don't know how much this will improve my life and my career!"
After a few months, his wife started complaining that she doesn't get as much satisfaction in bed anymore. She wanted the C**k back to it's original length. "I don't mind the stammering" she added.
So they went to the doctor and told him what they wanted the removed part back and are willing to pay anything.
The doctor replied "Th-th-that's i-i-imposib-b-b-ble!"
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Posted: 2004-11-10 07:22:49
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george bush rings superman and says
"our country is at war, why arent you helping our brave boys?"
superman replies "because im in a wheelchair, you thick ****"
superman and ken bigley are in a race to get into heaven. superman wins by a head.
what did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"i cant see a thing for all this shit in here"
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Posted: 2004-11-10 07:28:00
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