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Three lesbians walk into a bar and sit down on bar stools. They start comparing how loose they are.
The first lesbian says, "I'm so loose, i can get a hand up there!"
The second lesbian says, "Oh yeah? I'm so loose I can get two hands up there!"
The third lesbian says, "Oh yeah?"
Ker-plunk!
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Posted: 2004-11-10 07:35:00
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In a restaurant in the 20th floor of a building, a lady approached the bar and wanted to start a conversation with the man next to her.
"What's that you're drinking?"
"Magic beer. Wanna see?"
"Sure!"
The man drank half a mug in one gulp, blinked twice, ran towards the window, jumped and flew circling the building and went back in, sat back next to the lady.
"Wow, that was impressive! bartender, can I have one of this magic beer please."
The lady drank half a mug of her magic beer in one gulp, blinked her eyes twice, ran towards the window, jumped, experienced 0g for a few seconds and splat on the ground below!
The bartender stared at the guy who is half-smiling.
"You know you're an a**hole when you're drunk, Superman."
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Posted: 2004-11-10 07:41:21
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what do you call an indian lesbian? mingeata
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalottapuss
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Posted: 2004-11-10 07:47:00
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Why does Batgirl refuse to go on a date with Batman? because Batman has Batbreath
What does Superman and a bearing have in common? Steel balls
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Posted: 2004-11-10 07:55:43
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"I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out."
-George Carlin
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Posted: 2004-11-10 07:58:00
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Sports announcer: "... an uppercut, a hook to the right... Larry went for a counter jab to the chin, and followed it up with a straight reverse punch to the nose... Jim is down! Jim is down!... what a basketball match this is!"
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Posted: 2004-11-10 08:03:19
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a young couple are sat on the sofa kissing and cuddling late one night.
"i really need the toilet" he says
"no way, if you wake up my mum and dad theyll kill us" she replies
"but i really need to"
"well then go in the kitchen sink"
he goes and after 2 minutes he puts his head round the door and says
"you got any toilet paper?"
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Posted: 2004-11-10 08:05:00
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@Nature-
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Posted: 2004-11-10 08:13:00
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keep it up fellas....i needed the laugh.....crappy week at work
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Posted: 2004-11-10 08:35:08
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a young chinese couple are sat on the sofa late one night kissing and cuddling. they decide they should take the relationship further but neither of them know a lot about sex.
the guy says"well, i heard of this thing called a 69..."
she says get lost, im not cooking at this time night"
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a surgeon is performing his first operation of the morning on a sexy young blonde. he cuts her open and sees a live fish flapping inside her.
he says "whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this?"
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at lunchtime the surgeon is having a round of golf with a nun.
he takes a swing for the ball and misses.
"goddamn it, i missed" he shouts
"dont take the lords name in vain" shouts the nun
the surgeon apologises and takes another swing and misses it again.
"goddamn i missed again" he shouts
"i warned you once" says the nun "next time something awful will happen"
the surgeon takes a 3rd swing and misses again.
"goddamn it, i dont believe this" he shouts
just then a bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and hits the nun. a voice comes booming down after shouting "goddamn it i missed"
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the surgeon goes back to the hospital and his first operation of the afternoon is on a sexy young blonde. he cuts her open and sees a live fish flapping inside her. when he sees the fish he knows he cut open in the wrong place. what else could he say but "coddamn it i missed"
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Posted: 2004-11-10 08:53:00
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