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gary glitters not well....hes got nappy rash.
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Posted: 2004-11-13 07:36:00
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why did the blond chick have a bruised belly button?
her boyfriend was blond too.
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Posted: 2004-11-13 07:39:00
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Whats shiny, tall, and lies at the bottom of a baby's bed?
Gary Glitters platform shoes!
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what do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack
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what do you call a man with a lorry on his head?
Big Jack
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If Britney Spears, do you think Victoria Wood?
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Whats blue and f*cks your gran?
hypothermia
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Posted: 2004-11-13 12:25:03
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gary glitter and his young girlfriend are in a video store. she says "well, what do you want tonight?"
he replies "can we get alladin?"
"no" she says "youre in enough trouble. just get a video."
whats the difference between gary glitter and a greyhound? a greyhound waits for the hare to come out first.
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Posted: 2004-11-13 17:36:00
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A bloke comes home with a duck under his arm. He goes into the living room, looks at his wife and says "thats the pig i've been shagging for the last 20 years"
His wife look at him confused and says "thats not a pig. Its a duck"
The man says to his wife "I was talking to the duck"
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Posted: 2004-11-14 01:51:10
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paddy the construction worker was on the 20th floor of an part-finished building.
he realised that the only handsaw was on the floor next to his mate seamus. he shouts down but although seamus can hear him shouting he cant make out any words. paddy points to his eyes (i) then his knees (need) then he makes a back and forth motion with his hand (handsaw).
seamus drops his trousers and starts playing with himself.
furious paddy races down to the ground and shouts "what the hell are you doing? i was trying to tell you i needed a handsaw!"
seamus replies "i know, i was trying to tell you i was coming!"
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Posted: 2004-11-14 08:15:00
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i feel sorry for cliff richard. last christmas he only sold 10,000 albums, mind you harold shipman killed most of his audience.
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how could pavarotti have been made head of the world hunger organisation? dont they realise, if he didnt eat so much there wouldnt be world hunger?!
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bob geldof is going to send the proceeds of band aid 20 to somalia this time. i hope they do the decent thing with all that money. OPEN A COUPLE OF TESCO'S!!!
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Posted: 2004-11-15 06:17:00
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Posted: 2004-11-15 06:28:00
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whats the cleverest thing to come out of a womans mouth? einsteins c***.
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whats the useless bit on top of a vagina? a wife.
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why do women have legs? so thier feet dont smell of pussy.
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my first wife died tragically. she fell of a bike.
a copper said "were you close?"
i said "close enough to push the cow."
[ This Message was edited by: Nature on 2004-11-15 05:36 ]
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Posted: 2004-11-15 06:33:00
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we have a masogynist!
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Posted: 2004-11-15 07:02:00
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