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ha ha ha thats funny
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Posted: 2009-05-10 14:03:03
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Dear Mr Tranced,
Hmmmmm Not sure that me handing myself in was a very good idea , things are not so good here in the jail , last night they put Sophie in the cell with me , now don’t get me wrong is a lovely person , but maybe I should explain .
Sophie is a 6ft 5inch tall ex Russian mafia/bodybuilder with muscles in places I did not realise was possible , she has stubble like a skill saw and don’t like standing up whilst going to toilet. They say to me that Sophie's new hormone replacement tablets will make her/him a better person but I am unsure.
the wife and the twins have been in to see me , she says that my uncle has been over to stay and that there was a problem with the bed at home , he only stayed over 3 nights just to help balance the bed out whilst she is sleeping . I got to believe him he’s family I suppose. And she says that last night she had an argument with the neighbour because of the funny squeaking noises coming from the walls I cant understand why that would happen.
Well the view is lovely; I have 3 bars that I have got to look past out to the slaughter house of which jail is situated near.
I miss working in the shop and that I bet that you miss me and the family working there.
well i got to go a sec Mr Sophie wants me to play a game with him/her is sounds exciting i cant say i have ever heard of it , maybe you have "doctors and nurses" sounds great dont it , i will let you know next i write.
oh and i forgot to say i have got a pet here aswell his name is mr jingles , hes a circus rat from mamaris , when we get out were going to be famous.
and corn bread and home made slop for tea.
All the best
Mr AlexSlane
[ This Message was edited by: alexslane on 2009-05-10 16:00 ]
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Posted: 2009-05-10 14:46:10
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Oh poor alex. Tranced, can we bail him out. As i think he had enough in jail for what he had done to shop. I think after a month, either of alex or sophie will change. But i am sure, after a month both will be same
Alex, show tranced that you are guilty for what you have done and ask for his apologies. May be tranced forgive you and once again give you the job, but this time you have to be more responsible. Yeah, most importantly, NO MORE BEATING OF WIFE.
Best of luck with jail and sophie.
[ This Message was edited by: ceaser2008 on 2009-05-11 09:32 ]
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Posted: 2009-05-11 10:25:09
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On 2009-05-08 15:41:37, _!GameKing!_ wrote:
omg now what are we gonna do the corner shop has burnt down!!!!
Build a new one
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Posted: 2009-05-16 14:32:38
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I'm dead worried about alexslane. I went to visit him the other day as I was feeling a bit sorry for him and I was shocked and sickened by the state he was in.
When I seen him he had lipstick on and his hair tied back with a scrunchy and now he's Sophie's prison bitch and he has a new nickname - Monica Goodhead!
We simply have to get him out of there, by hook or by crook, as I don't think he's gonna last much longer.
We need him back behind the counter in the shop, selling fake ciggies and vodka to children, and looking after his overbearing but delectable wife who has been so eagerly waiting his return - pure and sweet as she is.
He needs help.
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Posted: 2009-05-16 15:15:52
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Posted: 2009-05-16 15:32:29
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Squeeeeeeek (door opens) Hello, Hello! Anybody there? Gosh what a smell inhere. Hello, Hello! Do you sell some desert. Hello, Hello! . . . . Aaaaaaargh!!!
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Posted: 2009-05-16 19:05:32
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Desert? Erm... Yeah, sure, we got loads of them erm...
The Sahara? Or The Gobi maybe, that's on special offer right now?
I'm getting the Kalahari in tomorrow if you're interested?
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Posted: 2009-05-16 19:32:45
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Aaaaaaargh!!! W-who a-are y-you? A-are y-you n-new i-in t-town? S-some s-sinnaii p-pie w-with c-chocklate s-sauce p-please. D-did y-you s-squat t-this s-shop? Yeah ? Better watch your back, I've heard that Alexsane is out of jail and looking for blood.
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Posted: 2009-05-16 23:47:25
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No need to worry. The police's around the corner's corner.
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Posted: 2009-05-17 00:01:00
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