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Host: Ladies and Gentlemen we are glad to have with us tonight one of the richest man in Spain, Senyor Miguel Dela Montana.
APPLAUSE!!!
Host: Sir, what does a rich man like you do in a typical day after breakfast?
Guest: I lie on my veranda.
Host: Sounds very relaxing... How about after lunch?
Guest: I lie on my veranda.
Host: Really?! What about after supper?
Guest: I lie on my veranda.
Host: Don't you also spend time with your wife?
Guest: Senyor, Veranda is my wife.
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Posted: 2005-05-13 07:29:22
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"We don't even know if Osama is still alive?
Osama decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting
to let him know he was still afoot.Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he typed it out and e-mailed it to the CIA.No
one there could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and the Secret Service.
Eventually, they asked Canada's RCMP for help. The Canadian RCMP cabled the White House:
"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down."
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Posted: 2005-05-15 18:46:12
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Now i could see bush doing that. But Billy bob BinLaden speaking leet? Somehow I don't a think so.
Lol anyhow
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Posted: 2005-05-15 19:08:16
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An arab filling out a job application..
Question..Sex: male or female
Answer: 6 times a week..doesnt matter if its male or female..sometimes even camel
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Posted: 2005-05-15 19:26:00
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jacksons just got 10 years.
the judge says hes lucky, if he was black he would have got 20.
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Posted: 2005-05-16 06:17:00
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THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE
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Posted: 2005-05-16 09:11:29
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Adam & Eve had the perfect marriage...
Adam didnt have to worry about a nagging mother-in-law...and Eve didnt have to worry about the women in Adams life before marriage
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Posted: 2005-05-16 09:23:58
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that reminds of this:
Woman: You don't mind if I have a dark past?
Man: Not at all. I don't have a bright future anyway.
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Posted: 2005-05-16 14:09:35
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Q) What do you get when you cross a French General and a Landmine?
A) Napoleon Blownaparte
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Posted: 2005-05-16 15:37:31
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One day, a man walked into a bar. He say's to the bartender, "If I
show you the most amazing thing in your life, will you give me five
free beers?"
The bartender says, "Show me this amazing thing first."
So the man takes out a 10 inch man and a tiny piano.
The 10 inch man starts playing the piano.
The bartender scratches his head and says, "Wow, that is amazing.
Here are your five beers. How did you do that?"
"There is a magic lamp outside. Rub it and a genie comes out and will
grant you one wish."
So the bartender goes outside, finds the lamp, and rubs it. Then the
genie comes out and says "I am the genie of this lamp. I will grant
one wish. Choose carefully."
"I want 10,000,000 bucks." As soon as he made his wish, 10,000,000
ducks came out of nowhere. The bartender goes back into the bar.
"Boy" he says to the man, "that genie sure does have bad hearing." The
man answers: "I know, did you really think I asked for a 10 inch
pianist?"
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Posted: 2005-05-16 16:40:40
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