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Beatrix Posts: 62

WHAT MEN WANT:
a woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves sex, and a system to make sure those three women never meet each other!

sino dito meron nito?
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Posted: 2002-08-21 17:12:00
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Asimo Posts: 78

G'morning everyone... @mari - p800, globe expected cost is P34k this october... Also globes new units coming out this september-october (inside info) is t200- P7.9k, N6610-P17k+,N7210-P19k+......
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Posted: 2002-08-21 18:09:00
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Asimo Posts: 78

There was a dentist, an electrician, a salesperson, and a carpenter that met everyday for breakfast at a low income diner. They were all married except the salesman. When he was married, he went on his honeymoon with his wife. The other three still met for breakfast when he was gone. An idea came up to play some practical jokes on the new married person.
"I'll make his bed slant so his bed will collapse when he is making love," said the carpenter.
"I'll hot wire his mattress so that he'll feel immence heat while making love.'
"Those are good ideas," said the dentist. "But I am not going to tell you what I'm going to do.'
The next day the salesman comes into the diner. He says "I congratulate you guys for making my bed collapse, and I thank you for making my bed really hot, but I'm going to kill the bastard who put novocaine in the vaseline."

good morning again!
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Posted: 2002-08-21 18:13:00
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Pink Lady Posts: 44

Slap the Atenista (hehe)


A Bedista, an Assumptionista, an Atenista, and a La Sallite were sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a hard slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The Assumptionista and the Bedista are sitting there looking perplexed. The Atenista is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Bedista (concerned) is thinking: "That Atenean is bastos. He must have tried to kiss the Assumptionista in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Assumptionista (kilig) is thinking: "That Atenista must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the Bedista by mistake and got slapped."

Atenista (shocked) is thinking: "Damn it, that over-sexed Bedista must have tried to kiss the Assumptionista, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."

La Sallite (poker-faced) is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap the Atenista again."

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Posted: 2002-08-21 19:58:00
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dlreyes Posts: 100

For those who want another La Salle - Ateneo Finals, you could attend a prayer rally on Saturday 5pm at the EDSA Shrine to improve Ateneo's standing. Do you believe?

Good morning!
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Posted: 2002-08-21 23:41:00
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ferrarista44 Posts: > 500

they believe
we achieve.
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Posted: 2002-08-22 00:13:00
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henryj Posts: 6

Gud morning! Hope u got d \"white paper\" I sent. This post was posted from a T68i
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Posted: 2002-08-22 00:15:00
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andrewsj Posts: 14

Morning peeps. Today's thursday so that's one day left to go to the weekend and one more day closer to the P800! Any confirmation on the October release by Globe?
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Posted: 2002-08-22 01:27:00
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bonito99 Posts: 368

Ferr44/Chits: Never Say Die! One Big Fight!

Good Morning Everyone!
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Posted: 2002-08-22 02:21:00
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pogie Posts: 26

morning...

sori fer, but i'm for ateneo... ehehehe go blue eagles!!!
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Posted: 2002-08-22 02:31:00
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