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Posted: 2005-10-10 19:56:42
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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Posted: 2005-10-11 00:45:09
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Aids Awarness Slogans:
*Cover ur stump b4 u pump
*Don't b silly, protect ur willy
*Aids no joke, b sure 2 wrap b4 u poke
*Don't b a fool, condomize ur TOOL!.
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Posted: 2005-10-17 22:48:00
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Diff b/w erotic n kinky - erotic is when u use the feather, kinky is when u use the chicken.......
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Posted: 2005-10-17 22:51:00
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>> Blonde's frnd 2 blonde -
Hi!! How did ur exams go?
>> Blonde -
They went well. But i coldn't
get the past tense of think.
So, i thought n thought n
finally wrote
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THUNK !!!
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Posted: 2005-10-17 22:58:00
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A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The
subject of the day was involuntary muscles.
The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman "Do you
know what your anal sphincter is doing when you're having an orgasm?"
"Sure", she said, without missing a beat, "He's at home, taking care of the kids."
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Posted: 2005-10-18 13:43:06
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours.
The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."
The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
"A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where does he go when he leaves here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says "Your house".
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Posted: 2005-10-18 13:48:30
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Could'nt think of any funny jokes so here goes!
.... No bigger joke than Mr Bush!
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Posted: 2005-11-10 20:03:25
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Man to God.
Man: Bless me God! My Son is gambler, my daughter is drug addict, my wife is alcoholic...
God: Is there anything positive in your life?
Man: Yes! I am HIV +ve.....
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Posted: 2005-11-12 08:47:01
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Ooops! Definitely Bad Taste, evil eye.
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Posted: 2005-11-12 13:25:35
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