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Some people calls it "Bluetooth and Wifi Hacker" . No , we're just Wireless Security testers.
[ This Message was edited by: bt-maniac on 2006-02-08 15:45 ]
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Posted: 2006-02-08 16:44:36
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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stare riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
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Posted: 2006-02-08 19:36:39
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@Bob
very good
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Posted: 2006-02-09 05:16:17
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On 2006-02-09 05:16:17, mcrosser wrote:
@Bob
very good
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Posted: 2006-02-11 14:38:03
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A fireman was polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he noticed a little boy next door sitting in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the bottom.
The little boy was wearing a fireman's red, helmet and had tied the cart to a dog and a cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That's a lovely fire engine," he said admiringly.
"Thanks," said the little boy.
The fireman looked closer and noticed that the little boy had tied one of the carts strings to the dog's collar and the other to the cat's testicles.
"Little colleague," said the firefighter. "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster."
A puzzled frown creased the little boy's face for a moment. He looked at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat and then shyly looked into the fireman's eyes and said: "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren, would I?"
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Posted: 2006-02-11 20:23:37
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A son goes up to his dad and says: Dad how do i get facial hair? Hmm says the dad! Well i guess you can try to whipe your face with toiletpaper. I do that on my arse and check out how hairy it is!!!!!
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Posted: 2006-02-12 01:50:50
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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
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Posted: 2006-02-13 21:52:13
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good one! i thought it was hilarious
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Posted: 2006-02-13 23:03:42
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Good one indeed! Had me grinning ear to ear.
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Posted: 2006-02-14 09:11:00
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***rrringggg, rrriiiinggg******
Hospital Operator: Hello there, Good day!
Person calling: I would just like to check the patient in Room 45, is he still there?
Hospital Operator: Kindly Hold on...
*** after a minute...
Hospital Operator: Sir, we regret to inform you that the patient in room 45 is missing...
Person calling: well thats great!!! i was just checking if I do really get out of that crap...
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Posted: 2006-02-14 09:22:09
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