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no booze for him, can I slip him a fag. By the way, Alexsane! I've got a shipload of wooden shoes, are you interested to sell them here?
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Posted: 2009-05-19 09:57:00
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Hmmm, that plant smells a bit funny. Are you sure that you're supposed to be drying it out? Wooden clogs, eh? Yeah, we can shift those. Just stick them over there in the patronizing national dress section along with the German Lederhosen and the French berets.
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Posted: 2009-05-19 10:59:35
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Eh, Mr Shopkeeper, there is something wrong with the cat food in this shop, is it past its sell by date?
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Posted: 2009-06-05 23:19:33
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LMAO!!
Goldenface, ye that doesnt look quite right . . .
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Posted: 2009-06-05 23:25:50
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I'll say!!!!
Looks great. If only a Big Mac meal had the same effect on me.
[ This Message was edited by: goldenface on 2009-06-05 22:45 ]
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Posted: 2009-06-05 23:44:26
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Something wrong? How dare you. That's why it was so expensive. Like scotch the older it gets the better it is.
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Posted: 2009-06-06 00:56:07
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Well if that cat could speak I doubt he would agree with ya. Now I want a refund or I'll be taking my business elsewhere.
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Posted: 2009-06-06 01:18:27
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On 2009-05-18 23:06:03, Cycovision wrote:
Are you absolutely sure?!?!? He gets withdrawal symptoms if he hasn't had a small glass of Lager Shandy by lunchtime, you know? Last time that happened, even the bloody Riot Police were hiding under the tables...
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On 2009-05-18 22:48:04, Cycovision wrote:
And what can I do for you, young sir? I've got a shitty old graphics card that won't work with your computer if you're interested?
Oh and that left me in stiches
[ This Message was edited by: lukechris on 2009-06-06 11:00 ]
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Posted: 2009-06-06 11:59:09
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Hello what took you so long? Rehab?
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Posted: 2009-06-06 20:28:22
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He had a nasty accident involving a sink plunger, a coat hanger and a rabid badger. He was trying to get rid of all that bloody radioactive cat food by burying it in a field, when he accidentally dug into a badger's set and... oh, you don't want to know, honest...
Mrs. Andrews was in earlier, by the way. She wants to know why her cat's hair has all fallen out?
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Posted: 2009-06-06 21:39:13
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