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@miss thanks 4 the suggestion. Bye!
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Posted: 2005-05-12 12:24:14
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morning are indeed good!
get to see a whole lot more of the day.
i awake at 630 near on every day wheter its my day off or not!
cant sleep! perhaps im getting old??
fatreg
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Posted: 2005-05-12 12:25:51
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On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a Bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, For he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-4 series BMW. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the beautiful motor car and the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping the still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the donkey! Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life! The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!
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Posted: 2005-05-12 12:27:55
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im sure ive heard that years ago1
how was your meeting dj??
as fun as my day at work so far??
fatreg
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Posted: 2005-05-12 12:39:53
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lol it was all about percument which i dont really understand nor care about, all tho we did discover you cant just pull the plug on a sony projector cause the bulb will littraly explode.
Always read the manual.
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Posted: 2005-05-12 12:46:45
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So creamz,
jsut checking ive got the right end of the stick,
next time i see Sony projector, jst remove the plug and watch the fireworks??
ecellent.
fatreg
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Posted: 2005-05-12 12:50:01
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DJ, i'm going to email that joke to one of my directors thats just spent £44,000 on a BMW
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Posted: 2005-05-12 12:50:03
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lol go for it. batesie
You know the projectors that you plug into your laptop so you can bore everyone with powerpoint presentations, i forget what there called, but there nice and expensive and make me laugh when they explode
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Posted: 2005-05-12 12:53:22
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at a guess Dj there called Projectors!!
fatreg
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Posted: 2005-05-12 12:55:45
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lol yes one of them, i hate power point presentations.
"im goign to give it the SWOOSH of the page effect, that will detract from my oh so boring voice"
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Posted: 2005-05-12 12:59:30
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