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I had a car accident the other day, it was my fault, I bumped into the back of another car, when the driver got out I felt even worse, he was only a 3 foot midget, he stormed up to me and shouted "I'm not happy!"
I replied, "which one are you then?"
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Posted: 2007-05-24 19:51:48
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LMAO
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Posted: 2007-05-25 09:38:24
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the last picture taken on the titanic...
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Posted: 2007-05-26 09:09:19
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While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and
sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."
So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work.
Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic.
Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?"
"Blind man," a man's voice comes back.
So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns
and says, "Great tits, ladies, now where do you want these blinds?"
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Posted: 2007-05-26 14:29:06
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Haha... Great jokes, keep them coming!
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Posted: 2007-05-26 16:12:00
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One day Joe and Mary are walking through the park, Mary tells Joe that she needs to pee and she cant wait any longer, So Joe being the perfect gentleman finds Mary a bush were she can take care of buisness.
Joe stands by the bush watching out for anyone coming there way. Whilst Joe is standing there he hears Mary taking her knickers down and becomes vey horny, So Joe bends down and puts his hand in the bush to give Mary a little tickle, but Joe feels somethig hanging down "hay Mary have u changed sex" ? Joe asks, No Mary replies I ve changed my mind im having a shit........
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Posted: 2007-05-26 18:07:48
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crossmatched Posts: > 500
a lady in the bar approached the bar man and put her fingers into his mouth.
the bar man hungrily and lustily licked the lady's fingers.
the lady told the man: "tell your manager you ran out of tissues in the comfort room"...
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Posted: 2007-05-28 12:48:23
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please show us some more.
best entertainment at work
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Posted: 2007-05-31 13:28:46
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john missed 4 days from school. on the fifth day, the teacher asks :"john, where have you been last 4 days?"
john:"well, my grandfather died"
t:"oh, i'm sorry to hear that... what happened to him?"
j:"well, the train ran over his finger"
t:"but it's hard to die if you lose a finger... there are so many people without a finger...."
j:"yes, but he was scratching his nose"
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Posted: 2007-06-03 23:54:25
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Prime minister Obama Baraka from a vry backwrd African country visits USA. On his visit, he is very impressd to see how much technology has progressed in US.
he gets a nature's call and gets in Georg Bsh's laterine to pee. he does the job but finds no tap or bucket to wash it off.
he shouts frm inside "Bsh, hw shud i wash my ass?" Bsh replies "jst press the red button"
Obama finds the red button and presses it. as soon as he presses it, two hands get out frm d pot, get to his ass and wash it clean.
Obama, very impressed by this tech says "I'll hav it in my country too"
Few yrs l8r, G. Bsh visits Obama's country. on his visit, G. bsh gets a nature's call. he gets in Obama's laterine to pee. he does the job but finds no tap or bucket to wash it off.
he shouts frm inside "Mr. Obama, hw shud i wash my ass?" Obama replies "jst press the red button"
Bsh finds the red button and presses it. as soon as he presses it, two hands get out frm d pot, get to his ass and wash it clean.
Grg Bsh then gets out of the laterine and finds Mr. Obama washing his hands............
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Posted: 2007-06-08 19:27:33
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