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Some Tommy Cooper Corkers:
"I got home from work and the wife said - I'm very sorry dear, but the cat's eaten your dinner'. I said 'Dont worry - I'll get you a new cat'. "
"A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? ' 'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '
'No, because he's really heavy' "
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.' "
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Posted: 2007-06-27 14:01:37
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Posted: 2007-06-27 14:55:02
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The streets of Sheffield echoes to the cries of "super, smashing, great" as Bullseye's speedboat winners finally get the chance to use the F****r
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Posted: 2007-06-29 07:55:38
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I went to the doctors the other day and he told me 'You're going to have to stop masturbating.'
'Why?' I said.
'Because I'm trying to examine you' he said...
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Posted: 2007-06-30 12:03:46
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i had 25 yoghurt's last night, the following morning i was mullered
i heard that on the chris moyles show on radio 1 the other morning
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Posted: 2007-06-30 12:29:59
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In Heaven:
* The French cook the food.
* The Swiss run the hotels.
* The Germans fix the cars.
* The Italians are the lovers.
* The English are the police.
In Hell:
* The English cook the food.
* The French run the hotels.
* The Italians fix the cars.
* The Swiss are the lovers.
* The Germans are the police.
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okay.. nothing really to be taken personally here
nor against or for a particular race, community, nationality.. just some pure (if at all) irrational fun
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Posted: 2007-07-06 01:16:51
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This is not supposed to be a joke since it happened couple days ago and i find it hilarious. On my first few days here looking for a job in the classifieds, an advertisement in a newspaper caught my attention because it's kinda nasty.. it indeed gave me a good laugh. And believe it or not, this ad appeared on the paper four days in a row!
MONDAY - For Sale: RD Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7pm and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY - Notice: We regret having erred in RD Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him after 7pm."
WEDNESDAY - Notice: RD Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands corrected as follows: "For Sale: RD Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7pm and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him."
THURSDAY - Notice: I, RD Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 948-0707 as I had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper, but she quit!
Hahahahaha! I couldn't help myself but to laugh everytime Im remided of it. Now where's Jay Leno?!
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Posted: 2007-07-06 08:18:26
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LMAO!
Good jokes all round!
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Posted: 2007-07-06 09:26:23
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Newsapapers!!
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Posted: 2007-07-06 10:21:30
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having $ex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have $ex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have $ex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have $ex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have $ex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have $ex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have $ex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
.............and then the masochist said : "Meow....!!!!!"
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Posted: 2007-07-09 19:57:27
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