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goldenface Posts: > 500

Knowing her, she probably ripped the poor cats hair out with her teeth..who wants a bald cat.
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Posted: 2009-06-06 22:57:32
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Cycovision Posts: > 500

Yeah, possibly. I can't say for sure, but the cat didn't look very happy about it either...



I told you that Whiskas haven't got a factory in Sellafield, but you wouldn't believe me
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Posted: 2009-06-06 23:08:08
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goldenface Posts: > 500

LMAOTFWAJ
[ This Message was edited by: goldenface on 2009-06-06 23:49 ]

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Posted: 2009-06-07 00:47:47
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hihihans Posts: > 500


On 2009-06-07 00:47:47, goldenface wrote:
LMAOTFWAJ
[ This Message was edited by: goldenface on 2009-06-06 23:49 ]

Call me stupid but ? ? ?
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Posted: 2009-06-07 23:25:59
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lukechris Posts: > 500


On 2009-06-07 23:25:59, hihihans wrote:

On 2009-06-07 00:47:47, goldenface wrote:
LMAOTFWAJ
[ This Message was edited by: goldenface on 2009-06-06 23:49 ]

Call me stupid but ? ? ?



LOL I've never laughed so much, a simple google search of LMAOTFWAJ brings up, well look
LOL
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Posted: 2009-06-08 21:33:49
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Cycovision Posts: > 500

Yeah, well, it's all well and good you lot LMAOTFWAJ's your arses off; what are we gonna do about this dodgy cat food?

Mrs. Andrews has rang again; apparently her cat has just had a dump in the garden and all of her geraniums have died?


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Posted: 2009-06-08 21:46:04
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goldenface Posts: > 500

...WAJ 'With Aching Jaws' I made that one up.
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Posted: 2009-06-08 21:46:32
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lukechris Posts: > 500

We know you made it up your still the only one on google
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Posted: 2009-06-09 17:42:48
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alexslane Posts: 439

knock knock anybody home?
I could do with some cat food for the mrs and kids, we have been slung out on the streets again.
this time the twins pinched our bail officers wifes bra whilst she was sleeping and put some sort of funny smelling weed in his rolling tobacco,
oh and while your there have you got my monthly copy of readers wifes and razzle!
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Posted: 2009-06-22 22:43:00
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Cycovision Posts: > 500

How ya doin', buddy? Long time no see, good to see ya again an' all that!

I'm afraid we've ran out of readers wives and razzle however, seeing as it's you, I can let you have my copy of "one-armed 70+ euro amateur housewives" if you like? There's only pages 14 and 15 stuck together? Well... 26 and 27 as well but you can still see her nippl...

Anyway, sorry to hear you've all been chucked out. And that your bail officer's wife suffered scuff marks on her bosoms from them dragging on the floor, and that he himself suddenly started calling you "alex baby" and spent three hours explaining how Jimi Hendrix was a genius but a bit crap at the same time...

You don't want any wooden clogs do you? This Dutch guy came in and insisted that we sell them? Very strange, but he seemed like a nice bloke.


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Posted: 2009-06-22 23:39:18
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