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A miser entered a restaurant and ordered for curry worth half a dollar, A waiter brought him the curry. When the miser began to eat, he saw that a fly way floating in the curry. He angrily shouted at the waiter, "YOU brought the curry with fly!" The waiter answered, "then do you want a goat or sheep for half a dollar?"
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Posted: 2007-08-31 15:53:00
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Thats silly
LMAO
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Posted: 2007-08-31 18:35:00
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Jack walks down town. He wants to purchase a sniper rifle with scope.
He talks to the guy and he shows him the rifle.
Jack: So how powerfull is this thing?
Guy: Well, I only have 2 bullets, look through the scope, tell me what to shoot, then you'l judge the fire power.
Jack passes him the 2 bullets. The guy loads the sniper, then Jack looks through the scope. There is a huge hotel in the distance, Jack is shocked, through the window he sees his wife and an unknown man having sex.
Jack passes the sniper to the guy.
Jack: That bastard is having sex with my wife! Use both those bullets. Use one to blow her nice head of, and use the other to blow that guys dick of.
The guy looks through the scope, and passes one of the bullets back to Jack.
Guy: Looks like il only need to use one bullet now!
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Posted: 2007-08-31 18:50:23
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LMAO Thats sick!
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Posted: 2007-08-31 18:52:25
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@KingBooker5
LMAO..dats good ...its damn good
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Posted: 2007-09-01 06:23:53
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A guy was praying passionately, 'oh my God! Turn me into a lizard.'
A man asked 'why do you pray so?' He answered, 'My wife dreads lizards.'
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Posted: 2007-09-01 10:37:00
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Old Chinese Proverbs.
Man who copy and paste not too funny.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok..
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door..
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who eat prunes get good run for money.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
"A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain." .
"You never test the depth of a river with both feet."
"Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand."
"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—the best part of him is underground.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom
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Posted: 2007-09-10 10:30:31
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Some people may find this joke very offencive.
A black man complains to the BBC that black people are not getting enough time on TV. The chairman of the BBC says that they will put on more crimewatch to answer his question.
Next month the black guy complains again to the BBC about the absence of blacks on TV. The man tells him that they will talk to the guys at Bravo to put on more street crime UK.
The black man returns again to say that blacks arnt getting enough TV time, in which the chairman replies, "For f*cks sake man! Its not our fault comic relief is only on once a year!"
[ This Message was edited by: KingBooker5 on 2007-09-12 20:19 ]
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Posted: 2007-09-12 20:27:39
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What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A Golden Retriever
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Posted: 2007-09-19 00:58:06
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