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Actually that's got me thinking come on guys post ur worst and best (or maybe even worse) chat up lines, we all use them also give a success rate.
My worst has to be "hey i play rugby for uni fancy a shag?"
Success rate:- Once
Slap count:- Five times before i gave up.
My Best?"If i asked u to sleep with me would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
Success rate:- Bout 70-80% with brunettes
100% with blondes as they never get it but will shag u anyway so as not to seem stupid!
Slap count:- never as girls think it's clever.
Downside:- It takes some working out sometimes and bit of a tongue twister when u've had a few.
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Posted: 2002-08-22 17:06:00
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Superluminova, yes please, can u store it till i get my new phone (hopefully). My worst chat up line: hey, remember my name, ull be screaming it later... Slap rate: 100%! My best: i dont have any good ones!
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Posted: 2002-08-22 17:18:00
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There are succesful chat-up lines...
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Posted: 2002-08-22 17:51:00
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@*: hi guys! Anybody from new castle? Im from the philippines and i might get the chance to go there sometime oct-nov to see my friend. What's the weather like during those months? Need 2 know if i should bring winter clothes. Cheers! :)
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Posted: 2002-08-22 18:38:00
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Good afternoon everyone. Just come back from the pub. Such a nice day.
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Posted: 2002-08-22 18:58:00
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Mari, u always need winter clothes in the uk! Lol ;-)
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Posted: 2002-08-22 19:04:00
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Ok, i will broach the subject of the t68i with my dad soon... What i want u all to do is think really hard to ur phones: \"please let chris get the t68i\" over and over, and if i place my phone next to us when we are talking, then maybe he will sense the global begging and let me have it! Well thats the theory anyway... Lol :-] cheers, chris
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Posted: 2002-08-22 19:37:00
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Genius chat-up lines folks... I never use them myself, because I'd feel like a prick (but each to their own!), but how's this:
is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants.
i'm new in town - can you show me the way to your place?
i've forgotten my phone number - can i have yours?
Oh, then there's the old classic - "god, you're beautiful".
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Posted: 2002-08-22 19:43:00
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Evenin peeps, aint been online much this week coz been stareing at a bloody screen for 11hours a day at work all week done me bloody eyes in!
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Posted: 2002-08-22 19:58:00
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Hmmmm... this threads taken a wierd tangent since my last post!
I'm not one for chat up lines either (never needed them
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Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven.
Did it hurt?? You know..... when you fell down from heaven.
Very cheesy!
@Chris - good luck with your phone! the walk & talk ringtone is not bad.
@mari - Yes i strongly recommend you take winter clothes at that time of the year!
Ed
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