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What's a bus?
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Posted: 2003-07-29 12:57:46
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those big cars that can carry loads of people? always late?
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Posted: 2003-07-29 14:21:17
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Wif ppl sitting on the roof, baskets with chicken on board, ppl all cramped, about 100 x the max amount of weight on board, that alwiz speed in a futile attempt to make up for lost time.....
Those things???
Thank Gawd I own a CAR......
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Posted: 2003-07-29 14:31:51
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my point exactly!
btw, the smell! don't ever forget the smell! some people think personal higiene is merely an intelectual concept!
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Posted: 2003-07-29 14:34:55
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Yeah and i never pay for my ticket. They dont deserv my money. So i always show them an old ticket. And a few times they go: this 7 days card exp 2 months ago! And in all like: oh really! I did not know that. Here is a un stamped 7 days ticket. Stamp that pliiz. And then i board the buss. And use the ticket for another 7 days or so. And whenever there is a ticket razia i run for my freeking life! The bastard wankers wil never catch me! Yeah i rule! And im going to lumpa land!
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Posted: 2003-07-29 14:41:23
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Ticket Razzia?
Is that when the card controllers board the bus with 7 at one time, one holding a vicious dog on a leash, and they start asking: 'May I see your transportation tickets PLEASE

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Thank Gawd I own a CAR
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Posted: 2003-07-29 14:44:27
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i didn't know about that last part! kuala lumpur u say?
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Posted: 2003-07-29 14:46:28
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Ja no dogs but they got 200kg ladys! And they are so so mad and angry. This one time i did my ticket trick. And i did see the gestapo ladys in the back of the buss. So i go to the front and stamp me a new valid ticket. And then the mad lady said: let me see the ticket you were showing to the driver. And i said: i only have this one! I threw the other one in the bin. And she goes: do not do that ever again. And im all like: ja ja i promise!
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Posted: 2003-07-29 14:55:30
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bjerk the rebel!
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Posted: 2003-07-29 14:59:37
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Im prob the worst rebel in the world. I smile to much.
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Posted: 2003-07-29 15:02:39
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