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hmmmmm lets seee,
clogs you say , well i might be interested in the job lot , my freinds the treochy male voice choir are going to holland this month for there latest tour of the brothel scene and needed some footwear .
how many do you have ?
oh and thanks for the offer of "one-armed 70+ euro amateur housewives" think i will pass on that if you dont mind the only reason being is that my mother is in there on the centerfold , shes a right little go'er its the one that looks like nanny mcphee and a meerkat in one apprently she has been asked by the not so well know "non shaved saggy welsh granny with fleas fortnightly" to do the front cover , they must like her!.
oh i have missed this shop , i love what you have done with the place it looks trebbile , just how i like it , run down and smelly.
oh and i forgot got any jobs going for me and the twins , there Crack Cocaine habbit is bleeding me dry.
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Posted: 2009-06-24 11:28:42
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I think there's about 40 pairs of cloggs all together, except that they're not really pairs unfortunately. They're all for the the left foot only. They were meant to be going to a one-legged dance troupe who were supposed to appear on "Holland's got talent", but a drunken three-legged race one night put almost half of them in hospital, so they had to cancel.
I thought I'd seen that centerfold chick before, I had no idea she was your mum! She still owes me a fiver for the crabs ointment I had to buy after last time, could you remind her for me please?
Yeah, the shop's coming along fine now. I don't know what happened to the owner though? I was just chatting away to him one night about scabies and showing him my herpes sores when he suddenly started crying and tearing his hair out? Then he tried to slash his wrists with a bic safety razor, ran out the door, and I haven't seen him since!
So yeah, you can help out here if you like. You can make a start by removing all the new stuff from the shelves and replacing it with stuff that's 2 years past it's sell by date?
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Posted: 2009-06-24 16:01:18
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ummmm mrs jones just beeeennnnn in phew !
she say thats she's going to cancel her papers !
the twins took her papers around and came across in the front of her garden a big pile of horse poop .
well whilst after much delibration the twins then deceied to cover her brand new hyundia matiz in it ,
look they took a picture on there k800i that they pinched from the last house.
after she told them off this is the response that they gave
not good at all , were going to end up getting kicked out of this village , i do try to set a good example honest.
right i have put all the new toothbruses in the bin and put of the second hand ones from the local irritable bowl syndrome department of the local hospital , they did not clean there teeth with them just there ring peices so we can safely say knowbody has used they to brush there teeth boss
Whats next .
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Posted: 2009-06-27 15:23:13
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Good morning to ya all. I can do with a pair of them old brushes. They will be great to use with the take-out leftovers from last week. Tell you what, is was so to much that this will be the 4th night i'll be eating this. Have you guys ever noticed there is a special coating coming over your food if you leave it for an hour, its to keep it fresh i think, innovative isn't it.
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Posted: 2009-06-28 02:28:18
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could i have the sun (page 3)
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Posted: 2009-07-31 11:34:35
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No, you can't ! It comes in a package, together with the moon and stars.
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Posted: 2009-08-01 19:51:07
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thats right only if you purchase the moon and stars can you have the right to the sun.
Infact here is a free tooth brush i cant seem to shift the rest , cant work out why though.
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Posted: 2009-08-30 20:02:00
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Can I have a toothbrush please, some of your special cheese with that delicious furry and green topping and a few pairs of clogs please?
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Posted: 2009-08-30 20:42:45
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Aha! A pro! Nothing better than combing your hair with a cheese filled clog.
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Posted: 2009-08-30 21:30:18
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Do you guys hire out strippers?
im home alone, need two, preferrably female. Thanx!
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Posted: 2009-08-30 23:52:17
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