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Posted: 2007-11-24 00:02:55
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Good ones! Keep them coming!
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Posted: 2007-11-24 04:43:00
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LMAO great one mate
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Posted: 2007-11-24 10:28:08
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what begins with F and ends with UCK ??
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FIRETRUCK!! not my first thought!
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Posted: 2007-11-26 22:52:38
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@paul101
What about this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pj2Nutu5v8
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Posted: 2007-11-27 07:24:13
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Dont take this offensive
Why are afghan areoplane sessions so easy?
You only learn how to take off.
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Posted: 2007-11-29 19:50:01
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There are 4 fags who enter a bar and theres only one stool left. How do they sit down? They turn it upside down
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? How we supposed to find an egg with all this sh*t up here!?
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Posted: 2007-11-29 19:53:18
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Secrets to a Happy Marriage
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
and MOST important....
4. It is important that these three women never meet
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Posted: 2007-11-30 20:38:54
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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
"Hello and thank you for calling Sunny Days Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:"
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
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Posted: 2007-11-30 20:46:47
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A boy had coloured his hair RED, BLUE AND GREEN..
An old man was staring at him..
Boy said- What are u staring at u oldie??? Never done anything WILD???
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Old man- YEAH f**kED A PEACOCK ONCE.. WONDERING IF U R MY SON..... !!!
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Posted: 2007-12-02 20:26:19
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