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On 2005-11-14 12:36:27, methylated_spirit wrote:
better not empty his sack in my room...
Dear Santa, i want a new pair of adidas tae kwon doe trainers, in white with silver stripes, i cant find them anywhere any more. And i want a train set, and an unbreakable conker, and a super nintendo, and a shark with a laser beam attached to its head.
Well now, It will be tough for me to get my hands on a pair of those! I may just have to get my elves to start making some! I will try for you! You will find out on christmas day! and SORRY if i dont, I will try my hardest! and Super Nintendo, you got it! and an unbreakable conker? What is that? and... a REAL shark?!? isnt a snake enough
Santa knows everything
@Max, oh, im magic
I can always find a way
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Posted: 2005-11-14 15:00:28
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Oh, you must get conkers at the north pole! You know, chestnuts, and you bash your chestnuts against someone elses and whoevers breaks first is the loser! (sounds a bit perverted lol) I want an unbreakable one because i always lose. I love snakes but i want a shark with a fricken' laser beam attached!
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Posted: 2005-11-14 15:20:38
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the first thing I think of seeing FAT is Fcuk me that ASS is Tight! lol. Shorty got a PHAT ass! lol
Please be advise, you are free to mod this...but must be replaced with a picture of a substancially beautiful Glutius-maximus
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Posted: 2005-11-14 15:23:31
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Oh Yes, I understand! Hrm, I suppose I could make one of these for you! You cant use them for betting or anything, or else you will be added to the naughty list next year!
And Im not too sure about a shark... Where would you keep him sonny???? Maybe ill get you a small shark with a lazer!
Ohhh @jiggy! Im FAT but not like what you explained
HO HO HO!!
[ This Message was edited by: BigFatSanta on 2005-11-14 14:26 ]
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Posted: 2005-11-14 15:24:39
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Superb! Unbreakable, non-profit conker, here we come! As for the shark, well, your maybe right. Something portable would be better, sharks are hard to fit in a satchel. How about a parrot with a small laser beam attached? Then i can teach it to say "Pieces of Hate, a$$hole!" before it vaporises my foes.
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Hello, Scroto![ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2005-11-14 14:29 ]
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Posted: 2005-11-14 15:28:35
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Hrm... a Parrot?? I suppose I could do that! He will come with instructions on how to use him in a good way! Thats becuase I am Santa, and I can't tell you how to use him in a bad way, but you can always train him to do stuff like you said! haha ho ho ho! Don't tell Mrs. Clause I said that! You're getting a good Christmas this year!
You can play the game, then when you win, have the parrot say things to the person you just beat! like "good game!" or... whatever you teach it
ho ho ho!
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Posted: 2005-11-14 15:34:13
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or "Hasta la vista, birdy!"
You the best, santa.
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Hello, Scroto![ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2005-11-14 14:39 ]
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Posted: 2005-11-14 15:38:47
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So I guess everyone else here at Esato doesn't want anything for Christmas this year?
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Posted: 2005-11-14 15:42:20
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get masseur a colostomy bag he's getting on a bit
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Posted: 2005-11-14 15:48:36
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hahahahahha I don't think @Masseur would need one of these! I think he is a healthy man!
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Posted: 2005-11-14 15:50:20
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