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simplicity is not found anywhere these days
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Posted: 2005-12-29 12:10:18
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Hands up who thinks this thread will go off topic and turn into a religious debate/flame war and then get locked?
Back on topic, I'd see Jesus using something fairly simple too due to his simple and unmaterialistic views and way of life. I could see him using something like a 6310i - all that time on the road, going from place to place could mean a lot of time away from a charger, so a phone that goes for 10 days between charges would be a big boon!
Although if he was about today, he'd probably have a car, therefore at least have a car charger, or even a built in car kit!
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Posted: 2005-12-29 12:17:31
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Nah, nokia 3100, very simple and basic phone - i'm a user myself, so he's be in good company
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Posted: 2005-12-29 12:26:05
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i recon he's a spin man myself. (ahem
) so a S700 or W900 would be his choice...
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Posted: 2005-12-29 12:30:18
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i agree with the 6310i idea. maybe a nokia 1100 aswell. durable, light, also has a light
i also agree that this thread will go off topic and get locked
dude_se
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Posted: 2005-12-29 12:50:24
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This topic is just for fun, no need to be serious:-)
This message was posted from a T618
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Posted: 2005-12-29 13:01:46
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well some people have strong beliefs and this thread could seem to be mocking jesus which i think private ryan feels. i just see it as a bit of fun so i dont mind. i cant think of any other phones. got to be a 6310i though
dude_se
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Posted: 2005-12-29 13:06:15
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On 2005-12-29 11:03:51, methylated_spirit wrote:
It would have to be quite a large phone, or it would just slip through...
(think about it!)
How'd he go having a wank then?
(is it a sin for jesus to have a pull?)
PS. To all those offended, relax. I respect Jesus. I also respect Eddie Murphy, Billy Connelly and Richard Prior. These guys make fun of everything! I believe Jesus would have been enlightened enough to laugh at this thread and not be offended. If others want to ascribe to Jesus the human traits of Pride, Ego, Insecurity etc that would lead to him being offended by this thread, then go ahead. I myself like to think he is above that crap.
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Posted: 2005-12-29 13:41:26
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Somebody got it! Wahoo!
max your completely right.
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Posted: 2005-12-29 13:43:47
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Yep, bang on there Max. A bit of self-efficiacy (I think that's the right word) and an ability to laugh at yourself would be essential, and I bet Jesus would have that.
Otherwise, as Max said, he would be more governed by his ego, pride etc.
Oops, now I'm dragging this off topic! Now, back to the phones...
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Posted: 2005-12-29 13:58:05
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