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I would like to roll around on some bare hardwood flooring, with a can of silly string and a beetroot, in front of a roaring log fire, with the person below me.
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2006-08-18 09:27 ]
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Posted: 2006-08-18 10:23:39
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*removes splinters*
I would like to have a deep and meaningful conversation about cheese with the next poster. Just cheese, mind. I don't do general dairy products.
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Posted: 2006-08-18 10:34:51
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*Takes a bite out of the rotten cheese cyco has kindly given me*
The next poster will be forced to listen to celine dion for 24 hours.
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Posted: 2006-08-18 10:40:28
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*takes a pencil and bursts ear drums.
I would like the poster below to post 8 peoples names beginning with the letter Q
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[ This Message was edited by: goldenface on 2006-08-18 09:51 ]
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Posted: 2006-08-18 10:50:52
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Quentin
Qabil
Qamar
Qamra
Qi
Qiana
Qiao
Qimat
And no, I didn't make them up! Google them if you don't believe me
I would like the next poster to explain in detail why eating sugar puffs make your wee smell like sugar puffs too.
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Posted: 2006-08-18 11:02:17
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I'll offer
this for you to read in detail
I'd like the next poster to show me some good smilies
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Posted: 2006-08-18 11:07:37
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http://www.clicksmilies.com/
{hint: try star wars and weapons... lol}
I would like the person below to join me in a 'Rastafari'-style 'chill out'.....
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Posted: 2006-08-18 11:22:34
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And th incomparible Boris Johnson smilie!!!
I would like the person below me to explain why it hurts when i pee sometimes
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Posted: 2006-08-18 11:25:17
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What is a Urinary Tract Infection?
It is an infection in your urethra (the tube where pee comes out). Other names include bladder infection and cystitis. Cystitis is seen more in females because their urethra is shorter than a male's urethra. This lets germs in more easily.
Home Treatment:
As soon as it hurts to pee you should follow the suggestions below:
* Drink lots and lots of water (liters) for at least 24 hours after the discomfort starts. This helps to flush out the bacteria (germs).
* Do not drink alcohol or caffeine (coffee, tea, and cola).
* A warm bath may help lessen the pain and itching, but do not use bubble bath.
* Check your temperature to see if you have a fever because this could mean that you could have a more serious infection.
* Check for sores on your genital area (privates).
* Try not to have sexual intercourse until you feel better.
* If vaginal burning and redness or belly pain happen in a young girl you should discuss it with your doctor.
* After you go to the bathroom, you should wipe yourself from front to back. This helps to keep the germs from getting into your urethra.
* Try not to use perfumed feminine hygiene products (pads and tampons). Do not douche. Do not use bubble bath very often.
* Wash your genital area (privates) at least 1 time a day with mild soap or just plain water. Rinse the soap off well and dry yourself well.
* If you get urinary infections quite often then you should drink extra water before you have sexual intercourse and try to pee very soon after having sex.
* Wear loose fitting pants and cotton underwear.
* Pee as soon as you feel like you have to go.
I would like the next poster to bark like a female dog... you go bitch!
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Posted: 2006-08-18 11:26:56
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You have prostate cancer
The next poster will be forced to work as a lab rat for testing mobile radiation.
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Posted: 2006-08-18 11:27:23
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