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I would think so , lol
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Posted: 2003-10-06 22:55:48
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Women simply have different priorities to men. A man wants to feel something big and powerful in his hand when he makes a call, hence the reason most of us don't complain that the P800 is bigger than most other phones, secretly we love that it is bigger.
Women like small, cute, sleek phones, packed with bugger all features, but which can be modified to include such necessities as a pink cover or be encased in an imposisbly small Prada case.
A real man's phone should be able to do everything:
Case 1.)
"This is shuttle Atlantis to Ground Control, over."
"Ground control here, over."
"Our computer just went down, we've lost attitude control and we're spinning straight into the sun, over."
"Don't worry Atlantis, one of the guys down here has a P800, we'll just take control of the shuttle with that. You'll be back in time for tea and crumpets! Over."
Case 2.)
"DAMN! We've bene trapped in this prison camp for weeks now, how are we going to escape private?"
"No problem sir I have a cunning plan."
"Is it as cunning as a fox who has just graduated Oxford University with a degree in cunning?"
"Its as cunning as a fox who has graduated from Oxford University with a degree in cunning and who has just won the Nobel Prize for cunning! Thankfully after having my P800 converted to a nice cream colour I have cunningly disguised it as a bar of soap. Activating its bright screen I will dazzle the guards long enough for us to make our escape!"
Case 3.)
"Well bugger me sideways from Monday if my trousers havn't just fallen down, no problem I will just hold my P800 in front of me and using it to reflect images of other gentlemen's trousers I will actually create the illusion that I am in fact fully trousered and not some sort of pervert."
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Posted: 2003-10-07 02:14:58
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I've brainwashed my GF to be jealous. I mean, the more you think about it and discuss it, the more you love it... Plus i get new stuff on my phone every week while she still has an old nokia that can SMS and make calls. Her battery doesn't even last a day anymore... hehe...
Now that there's a demonstration on how to paint your P800 pink, she's become a feen. She wants to customize it with pink colors and hearts everywhere... I feel nauseous just thinking about the pink style, but i'll love the connectivity...
[ This Message was edited by: johndoesacc on 2003-10-07 02:01 ]
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Posted: 2003-10-07 02:54:16
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