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Its easy, dont any of you watch james bond movies? you just start it off recording then hold it nonchalantly in your hand, pointed in the direction of the ass. If youre real clever, you can prop it in your basket so the lens is aligned with one of the gaps in the basket, and then just swing it in the appropriate direction. Summer is a particularly good time to be a p900 owner.... Grab a basket and put a few articles of food in it. Start the communicorder, then place your handset face down in the basket, so the camera is looking upwards. Then get a donut;-most flavours are suitable- and arrange it on top of your p900 so it is concealed by the donut, but the lens has a good clear angle of view through the hole. Now, holding the basket low, walk alongside a cute chick wearing a skirt, and hold the basket as close to her legs as possible without er.... arousing suspicion. Do this to as many skirt clad hotties as you can find, and go home and watch your masterpiece. On very hot days, you may well be in for a few pleasant surprises!
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Posted: 2004-04-02 02:33:20
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you brother really need a girlfriend finally
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Posted: 2004-04-02 02:36:00
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I have one thanks. Sometimes she watches the videos with me for fashion tips.
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Posted: 2004-04-02 02:39:01
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Told u he was a sad git
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Posted: 2004-04-02 02:41:16
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boyi, may i say your contribution to this thread has been overwhelmingly informative, absorbing, educated and clearly worthwhile. You have shed new light hitherto unrealised by, dare i say, most people reading this thread who, having viewed your posts here, are now on a new journey of discovery within themselves thanks to the knowledge and wisdom you have so selflessly provided. Thank you for sacrificing your precious time, and your exhalted profanity. We are all in tremendous gratitude.
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Posted: 2004-04-02 03:02:12
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Well why dont you rename the thread to,'How long you can be a pervert for by holding and recording up a girls skirt with your px00'.
I mean,come on,how f**kin old are ya? 13? If i saw you doing that to my mrs you'd get your cam shoved up more than someones skirt!
Keep away from the schoolgirls too,you may get labelled nonce if you get caught,and all for a videoclip on your precious p(erve)900
[ This Message was edited by: boyi on 2004-04-02 02:16 ]
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Posted: 2004-04-02 03:15:54
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Firstly, i cant rename the thread cos its not mine. Secondly, i dont believe looking up a girls skirt is restrictive of age in any way.... thirdly, im unlikely to look up "your mrs" skirt, since the p900s camera only covers an angle of view a few metres wide, and her ass wouldnt fit in the frame.
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Posted: 2004-04-02 03:21:29
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Ok,so you did'nt start the thread,but about my mrs,you aint got a clue ave ya!
And dont get personal about my mrs!
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Posted: 2004-04-02 03:27:09
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Have i upset you at some point in the past?
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Posted: 2004-04-02 03:32:10
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Nope,just tonight you reveal yourself as a sad pervert that gives us decent blokes a bad name,if you wanna see something like that why dont you just rent an 18 dvd,or check out the porn on your p900,instead of giving a bad example to the youngters who read these forums.
Im off to bed,maybe your off to the 24hr Tesco store! nite
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Posted: 2004-04-02 03:39:43
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