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Who else will step up to the mantle and attempt to steer that proud and beautiful ship we call Esato through the stormy seas of mobile news and tosh posts, avoiding the rocky shoals of site maintenance and bringing her into the safe harbour of quality advice and discussion on all things mobile?
Ask not what your forum can do for you, but what you can do for your forum!
The last candidacy is still open, who will step up and take the challenge of leading Esato into the twenty first century?
VOTE SCOTS & VLAMM!
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Posted: 2004-07-14 22:42:14
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Give people time to respond
you are to eager young jedi's
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Posted: 2004-07-14 22:42:49
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(Decides just to be a reporter being a long time reader first time encumbant ;P)
"Yes welcome all to this crisp chilly morning at 1 esato drive where the hum of yet another well crafted yet completely fruitless debate is about to begin. The big questions on everyones lips, the hard hitting issues are who will be the third candidate on the grassy knoll? How corruptable shall the new officials be? Will the P910 have new features or will it just look shiney? Shiney. Thats an issue, are our candidates shiney? Stay tuned.
It seems that in general both parties seem to have fairly similar policies. What seperates them? Will it be another stunning sheep joke by axxxr? Or a half screen monologue from scotsboy? What makes these candidates shine out?
Recent BirdOnTheStreet polls suggest that 66% of those surveyed feel that they'll vote with those that offer the most candy. An additional 22% of those surveyed feel that while issues are important, its who they'll actually believe in the end and who is hiding cellphones of mass destruction. (Polls have a 99% margin of error and maybe factually incorrect)
For NZNN I'm Cheap nBoughtEzilee."
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Posted: 2004-07-14 22:43:49
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@KiMcHeEbOi
It's also in keeping with our policy of excercising our chuckle muscles from tiem to time.
@orangeman
Watch your tongue or I'll demote you down to private! Just remember who it is that is paying you good money to under mine the opppo ... er promote our worthy and noble cause!
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Posted: 2004-07-14 22:45:40
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orangeman: you as a military should know the element of surprise is a good thing on our part
kimchee: there is a large difference between humour shared by many and humour enjoyed by the poster alone. So far this is a success, so why not keep at it?
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Posted: 2004-07-14 22:50:21
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Im back for a few mins and im going now but one thing before i go-
If you dont vote for us then you will have to find your own news
Ill be back....son!
Axxxr can take over when hes back
(if he agrees to being my assistant
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Posted: 2004-07-14 22:56:31
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We are announcing that under our inspired leadership Esato would launch a just war against Howard Forums. We have reason to believe that Howard Forums is massing for a major attack on Esato and we will not stand idly by and let our glorious forum be taken from us; we shall strike at Howard Forums first. The Howardians will crumble before our mighty attack and our brave troops.
It is also our intention to commit Esato to a programme of obtaining a Weapon of Mass Destruction, an old Nokia battery prone to exploding. With this we shall safeguard Esato for ourselves and Newbies for generations to come.
VOTE SCOTS & VLAMM!
The peaceful choice.
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Posted: 2004-07-14 23:04:15
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I'll rally the troops then
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Posted: 2004-07-14 23:14:54
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Is anyone going to be the third candidate?
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Posted: 2004-07-14 23:18:58
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If no one is going to declare for the third position then I would think that it is time to vote. Please people, cast your votes for the candidate of your choice.
VOTE SCOTS & VLAMM!
THE choice of the sane.
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Posted: 2004-07-14 23:30:03
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