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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-11-24 20:53 ]
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Posted: 2004-11-24 21:51:04
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With the help of my doctor, Dr Meths, we have compiled a diagnostic for TrigLynx:
Triglynx (triggusidiotiasmaximuslynxius) is a newly discovered condition, although its suspected that it has been around for a long time in some form or other. It occurs mostly amongst internet chatroom and discussion forum users, although cases have been reported amongst diminutive Eightie's pop singers. What exactly triggers it, no one knows, but it is believed to be linked to Halliwell Syndrome, a terrible debilitating disease, sufferers of which has an insane, uncontrollable urge to want to fit in and be popular. Invariably they fail, and die a horrible, friendless death.
Symptoms include manic depressiveness, a lapse in sexual activity, and eating gross amounts of fatty foods. Also, sufferers have been know to repeat a strange phrase over and over, almost a chant. It goes something like this:
"whyhasntlaffenpmdme whyhasntlaffenpmdme
whyhasntlaffenpmdme" and so on, until the sufferer falls into a deep sleep, and eventually dies.
There is no cure, as of yet. Unfortunately, many people do succumb to this horrible condition, a minor reprieve can be give, which is changing their username, but it only lasts for around 3 months, before the symptoms begin again, and the chanting can be heard.
We are working on the cure and are very close to cracking this mystery, as soon as we have we will anounce it.
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Posted: 2004-11-24 21:54:25
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OK, I think Laffen will sort out what needs to be sorted in due time.
This topic has gone a wee bit of topic now.
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Posted: 2004-11-24 21:55:59
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