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lol no no1 like that.... and onto today (saturday)
So i was out on the town last night in liverpool for the first time in about 2yrs! JESUS CHRIST! i never remembered it bein a night for school kids to go drinkin... is it jus me or is everyone lookin younger an i am lookin older?
i started at modo's with a few long island ice teas and some other drink i cant remember.... after 4 of the ice teas i was too merry to remember takin pics so no pics.... but i did meet a few old friends who i hadnt seen for a long time! was fun.... the rest of the night i cant remember, it got a bit blurry an loud after those drinks!
I dont remember gettin into a taxi, i dont remember tellin the taxi driver to take me home.... i certainly dont remember gettin in the same taxi with the girl i woke up next to... an i dont remember her at all!!! even ma mates cant remember her... and she was clingy this mornin... didnt wanna leave ma house! well i got her to leave and then ma hangover kicked in, and it still hasnt gone.... i dont like them!
So all in all it was a fun night apart from the girl! an the fact i cant remember most of the details about the night... sorry no pics but hey i aint richard attenborough (sorry for mistakes in spellin his name)
Am goin bak to bed now so peace out ppl.
Jon.
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Posted: 2005-02-05 18:46:32
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Was she a munter? Did you have to roll her in flour to find the wet patch? Or did she have a gash like warm butter?
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Posted: 2005-02-06 11:52:00
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lmao whilst rofl.... she wasnt the hottest female i have seen i a long time... she wasnt as nice as ma gf but if i could remember more i could tell u if she was ne good in the bed but i cant remember so i cant comment on that side... needless to say it was with me so was bound to be the most amazin night she has ever had!!!
Anyway today.... I was mistakingly shrunk down to the size of a small fly.... upon which time i decided to try and use my fone... heres the proof that i was indeed a fly for a day!
Pic 1 i am flyin towards the phone, looking for somewhere to land....
Hmmmm maybe the memory duo slot is a good landin place?
Me trying to phone home from the blasted thing! bloody keys r huge!!!
Well after a while i turned back to my original size and went about my daily tasks.... PS... i didnt really get turned into a fly... its just a bloody big model of the v800 in all of vodas experience stores!!!
But what would it b like to b a fly? i could fly till my hearts content or just sit around allday doin nothin an eatin nethin i want... I would be atracted to shit and love light bulbs and anything shiny really!
I didnt do much else just chilled in pub wit mates... goin bak to newbury on monday
but might b back up later on this year!!! YAY!
Errrr.... This pic made me laugh as well.... yeh u can borrow one of ours whilst we repair yours! oi! u cant av a good one! just this siemens a55 or the sagem myv55! nothing elsE! lol
And finally the DEVILS MOBILE PHONE! IN PERSON! DO NOT BUY THIS PHONE... FOR ANYONE! NOT EVEN ON THE PROMISE OF FREE SEX!!! you will return this phone approximately 3 or 4 times before the 14 day exchange period is up! lol.
Right ski ppl and non ppl who would like to be ppl but couldnt afford the life premiums and had to settle to b inbetween ppl and nothing.... not that thats a bad place to b sometimes i wish i wasnt a person... i would like to be a piece of seaweed floatin in the sea.... not a worry in the world just me an the open sea! ahh peace and quiet and lots of good views of the sky at night! apart from when i am caught and made crispy and served with some crispy duck! (an i know that crispy seaweed is just deep fried cabbage in reality but imagine if they used REAL seaweed!)lol joke for u! Why did the fish blush?????? Coz the Seaweed!!! rofl!
Am off ppl goodnight!
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Posted: 2005-02-06 19:44:58
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You cant deny that esato is still top quality...
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Posted: 2005-02-06 22:14:00
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truly enlightening
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Posted: 2005-02-07 14:53:10
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And today.... I made the journey to my work place home in newbury
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coz i had my PSP which i collected from my real home in liverpool!!!
WOW! it made my journey home much more pleasurable and even though the train was delayed and broke down half way there, i think i was the only person on the train smiling all the way to newbury! AND THE BATTERY LASTED ALL THE WAY! (about 5hrs in total!)
I reckon we people of Esato (UK based members) who have PSP's should all meet up in London and play wifi multiplayer and get drunk and chat about shit all day!!! how fun would that be! An Esato PSP (but not exclusive to PSP users! Anyone comes along!) meeting/drink/laugh etc.... i dont fancy organising that one but if ne1 else does go on b big an do it! i reckon it could start something big! imagine an international Esato get together in the future!!! How awesome!
Well am back home now and i am goin to make up for a week of bein away from ma gf
c u all soon!
J.
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Posted: 2005-02-07 20:12:44
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And today (8/2/05)..... so my first day back after some time off and what an eye opener! I hadnt noticed that on my way to work there was a warning/hazard sign (the red triangle one) for DUCKS! yes those water dwelling things that dont benefit us in any way apart from eating our old stale bread have their own sign! just in case one decides it wants to cross the road! well let me just say on record! when i pass ma test i aint gonna slam ma brakes on if one gets in my way!..... oooh god i forgot about crispy duck! nah everyone DONT RUN OVER DUCKS! THEY R USEFUL IN SOME WAYS!
Apart from that bit of excitement nothin else excitin to report.... until tomorrow i am signing off!
Good night!
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Posted: 2005-02-08 20:26:07
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hmmm this boy has a mouth and too much time on his hands!
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Posted: 2005-02-08 23:24:59
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Lmao
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Posted: 2005-02-08 23:39:32
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Munters, big phones, crispy duck and iced teas, we got it all here ! ROTFLMNO
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Posted: 2005-02-09 00:08:00
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