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nickorooster Posts: > 500
Haha thats hilarious.
And yes, that IS what I was trying to spell. Its funny I've never really needed to spell it before
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Nick
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Posted: 2005-05-01 15:12:59
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Similar to nitesh's excuse - Put some sandwiches in your bag, go to school, show it to your teacher and say "I ate my homework instead of my breakfast by mistake"
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Posted: 2005-05-01 15:19:32
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Or you could say "the dog refused to eat my homework no matter how hard i coaxed him, so i had to eat it myself"
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Posted: 2005-05-01 15:22:45
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How about this...
"Uh, i'm sorry i came late. I guess 'Chihuahua Fart' is not the ideal wake up alarm to keep".
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[ This Message was edited by: Oogamous on 2005-05-01 20:09 ]
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Posted: 2005-05-01 21:03:07
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Hehe. With me its usually
(shouts) "Oh No!"
Teacher - "What?"
Me - "Ive forgotton my homework! Oh!!! I spent ages on that homework"
Teacher - "Its ok, as long as you've done it its benefiting your learning so thats ok. It just means I can't mark yours, but its ok."
Me - "Thanks miss/sir"
And it usually works.
I remember once I was checking my emails in a IT lesson. We were looking up henry moore ( a sculpter). And she caught me and says - "What are you doing?!"
Me - Ive found a really beautifal picture of a sculpture, and my mum loves henery moore. And she would love this as her office wallpaper. So I was going to send it too her., but its ok. I wont send send it"
Teacher - "Go on, if she would like it send it - its ok by me"
"Its ok miss, I wont disobay again"
Haha, works every time!
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Posted: 2005-05-01 23:24:19
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or you could say: "miss/sir, its at home
it took me 4 hours though. i could get my parents to drop it in if its a problem."
teacher: "oh no thats ok ill see it later"
a few days later they will forget.
i aint tried this though
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[ This Message was edited by: dude_se on 2005-05-01 22:50 ]
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Posted: 2005-05-01 23:49:29
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Lol the eating are the best i gotta try it :-)
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Posted: 2005-05-02 02:15:05
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I was drunk.
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Posted: 2005-05-02 03:05:46
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Amnesia are you serious?
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Posted: 2005-05-02 03:17:58
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teacher : wheres your homework?
me ; i emailed it to myself ill just jump on the computer and show you
we move to computer i open up the schools email system (dogy system, everyone has problems with it)
me : oh crap the attachment didnt attach....ummm can i get it to you first thing tomorrow.
teacher : sure
worked for me around 2 dozen times in the past 3 years
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Posted: 2005-05-02 09:29:56
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