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Take up shooting. The kind where they shoot clay discs. Then have them launch your phone as many times as it takes ve hit it.
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Posted: 2005-05-08 00:28:13
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I'm with Boba and people, I'm not into pointless destruction of things - you never know, it could be fixed quite simply! I'm one of those people that hate seeing waste, or pointless destruction of things
However, I would have one great suggestion if I was for this! I volunteer at an old Victorian steam pumping engine society, and part of the site has a fully-featured old fashioned workshop.... complete with a large, steam hammer with up to 80 PSI of pressure behind it - I imagine that would kill many a phone!
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Posted: 2005-05-08 00:40:44
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Fart on it....
Get yourself a can of beans, a good brand like, "Old Fart In A Can", say.
Heat the contents to a temp of about 43 dec C for 7 minutes.
Then consume beans in big gulps (lots of ingested air strengthens the effect).
The important thing to remember before eating is to use a bronze spoon with a wooden handle, because then the free air anti-boson rectectic ions wont bind to the beans and deflate any emissions.
Place the phone on your best friends face, check your watch and with a poetic effort, express yourself.
I read a technical report about something somewhere sometime ago that identified the effect of being farted on in this manner as being a critical design flaw in most N*kia phones.
For the sake of the planet... I urge you to try it out.
And apologise to your friend for lying to him by promising free beer and midget redhead girls for taking part.
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Posted: 2005-05-08 01:38:56
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