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Ah a message from the shop owner. Unfortunately, he's out with all the females. I can send you Ting Tong from thailand tho?
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Posted: 2009-08-31 00:18:38
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Koon kon bah
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Posted: 2009-08-31 14:57:54
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Ting Tong? Is it a lady? Or a she-male? I dont do she-males.



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Posted: 2009-08-31 19:14:08
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hmmm ting tong is not available at moment, but when do have some very nice chaps with flaps, there going for a very reasonable rate to be honest, if you swap me half an ounce of colombians finest and a flaggan of scrumpy jack you got a deal. You can have her for any of you wildest pleasures.
oh and did you order a copy of lady boy bizarre , the sausage suprise edition.
its been here for a while but the twins managed to get the first 10 pages stuck together with man glue i am not sure what they mean, well anyways you have have it at a discount.


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Posted: 2009-08-31 23:13:00
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Six eggs please. Yes, hen's eggs.
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Posted: 2009-09-11 14:57:34
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Ok where do you want them? In your ears, on your head or 10minutes boiled and straight up your a...? Anything else mister?
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Posted: 2009-09-11 20:37:52
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Todays special ! beef flavoured mini chips ! Special price ! Extra roasted ! (Read a few posts back)
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Posted: 2009-09-16 23:25:57
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I'd love some Beef Mini chips as long as I can just put them in my mouth and nowhere else. In fact I'll have a box of them and 10 rolls of toilet paper, please.
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Posted: 2009-09-17 10:12:41
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And all of that in your mouth? What kind of kinky shop you think this is?
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Posted: 2009-09-17 23:44:17
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I can't believe that.
How on earth this shop still stays open.
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Posted: 2009-09-18 13:45:00
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