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ey guys, how many sms can i keep in the t68i? in the inbox, sent, unsent? all that?
someone said 80?
*this is not a joke btw*
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Posted: 2002-07-27 10:06:00
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I don't think it's that many is it.
Do you mean on the SIM card as well. Or just on the phones memory
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Posted: 2002-07-27 10:17:00
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in my sim i can only store 10 .. and ard 40 +to 50
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Posted: 2002-07-27 10:21:00
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I really don't know how many my SIM can hold. I have never thought to try it.
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Posted: 2002-07-27 10:31:00
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so far, i have like 62 sms, and phone memory is 92% full.
Sim memory is still at 0%
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Posted: 2002-07-28 18:26:00
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>LITTLE BILLY ON ...GETTING OLDER
>Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son,
you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne,
rot your teeth, and make you fat."
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>Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
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>"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
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>"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own nice business!!"
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>LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY.
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>He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
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>The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
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>Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of
the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and
sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
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>Which one is married?"
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>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY
replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I
like your thinking."
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>LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH:
>Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
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>"Why?" asks the father."
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>"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY.
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>"But that's right!" says his dad.
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>"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
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>"What's the nice difference? " asks the father.
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>"That's what I said!"
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>LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
>Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?"
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>BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."
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>Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful."
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>Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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>LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR:
>One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
twice.
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>First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
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>"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael.
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>"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
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>The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called
on little BILLY.
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>"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just nice beautiful!"
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Posted: 2002-07-29 02:17:00
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That's a good one
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Posted: 2002-07-29 14:41:00
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already posted,
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Posted: 2002-07-30 19:39:00
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Yeap I posted that before, but its becoming very difficult to keep up with this topic especially with the great (and very long) jokes you post lor.
I hope this wasn't posted before. By the way, luckily I'm not married
My wife and I have the secret to making our marriage last: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in Cincinnati.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster, an electric breadmaker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I'm thinking of getting her an electric chair.
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburettor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
Remember....Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically,100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" ...I said, DUST !
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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Posted: 2002-07-30 20:32:00
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MARRIAGE - PART 1
A typical macho man married a good-looking lady and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell
you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and
card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't
you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.
Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there'll be sex here at our house
every night at seven o'clock... whether you're home or
not."
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MARRIAGE - PART 2
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells,
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'".
"Yeah?" she fires back, "When you die, I'm getting you
a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff
At Last!'"
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MARRIAGE - PART 3
A husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at
the breakfast table. The husband gets up in a rage and
says, "And you are no good in bed either!" and storms
out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to
make amends and calls her up. She comes to the phone
after many rings and the irritated husband asks, "What
took you so long to answer the phone?"
She replies, "I was in bed."
"In bed this late, doing what?" he demands.
"Getting a second opinion!"
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MARRIAGE - PART 4
A man has six children and is very proud of his
achievement. He is so proud of himself, he starts
calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections. One night, they go to a party. When it's
time to go home he shouts at the top of his voice,
"Shall we leave now, Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of
discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready,
Father of Four!'"
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Posted: 2002-07-30 20:35:00
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