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Posted: 2008-04-30 18:18:19
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nice... cool..
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Posted: 2008-05-01 00:26:44
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d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind
these are from bash.org pretty fun stuff there here are some more of my favorites
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
^^^^ LMFAO ROFL!!!!!! THAT IS FUNNNNNY!!
tofunny
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Posted: 2008-05-08 16:55:31
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haha
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Posted: 2008-05-08 19:54:20
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, "can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
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Posted: 2008-05-09 09:11:23
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Posted: 2008-05-09 17:11:06
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DickySnapples Posts: > 500
Just as maddy mcann was about to be named hide and seek champion of the world some austrian bitch goes and beats her by 23 years.
[ This Message was edited by: Dicky Snapples on 2008-05-09 16:29 ]
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Posted: 2008-05-09 17:16:54
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Josef Fritzl LTD. Cellar conversion and sound proofing specialist.
A family business established for 24 years.
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Posted: 2008-05-09 17:52:35
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Woman goes & buys a parrot. Parrots are £100, £200 & £15. She asks whys the last 1 is so cheap?
'Because he used to live in a brothel' says shopkeeper. She doesnt mind & buys it.
When she gets home the parrot says, 'F##k me a new brothel!' The woman finds it funny. When her daughters get home the parrot says, 'F##k me 2 new prozzies!' The daughters find it funny too.When dad gets home the parrot says, 'F##k me Clive, havent seen you for weeks'!
Just bought Elizabeth Fritzls diary off Ebay. Heres a typical week;
Mon - stayed in.
Tue - stayed in.
Wed - stayed in.
Thur - stayed in.
Fri - stayed in.
Sat - dad came down for a shag!
Sun - stayed in.
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[ This Message was edited by: nicv27 on 2008-05-09 20:07 ]
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Posted: 2008-05-09 21:04:56
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Old man holding middle finger and showing tongue
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The doctor was surprised to find old man Jones sitting on the bed holding up his middle finger and sticking out his tongue. He walked over to the nurse who was taking his vitals.
“Excuse me,” said the doctor, “but why is Mr. Jones sitting like that?”
The nurse replied, “I told him you were going to examine his sexual organs.”
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Posted: 2008-05-11 00:16:01
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