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I don't know kerry? I've never bin,or ever want to. I only know of it. :-)
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Posted: 2004-01-26 14:48:25
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Lo I live ere and I don't even know of it myself! Ere how come u get ur lunch late @ work :-l
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Posted: 2004-01-26 14:53:06
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I tink rock road is a nick name 4 a street. I av a late lunch cuz it makes the day go quicker,lunch about now then soon as i get back to work 30min after than break,then home. :-D
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Posted: 2004-01-26 14:58:16
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S'pose it does r u allowed to choose when u can ave ur breakz? :-)
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Posted: 2004-01-26 15:01:28
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Yeah i can av them wen i want,i tink i'll av me lunch now. Just a quick 5min trip home,well handy.
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Lol ok i need to charge up ina mo btw.. Be nice not to recharge why dont they make fones without the need to be re-charged :-)
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Posted: 2004-01-26 15:17:06
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They do - they're called landlines
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Posted: 2004-01-26 15:19:27
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I charge mine while using it. :-D may thats why my battery don't last
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Posted: 2004-01-26 15:24:05
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Lo roman. Cant access wap thru those ;-) @ rob i used to do that with my very old 7110 it died onda charger cos i kept doing that :-l i miss that phone it was the best nokia in them days
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Posted: 2004-01-26 15:30:42
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In an attempt to influence the members of the international Olympic committee on their choice of venue for the games in the year 2004, the organizers of Nottingham's bid have already drawn up an itinerary and schedule of events. A copy has been leaked and is reproduced below.
Opening Ceremony
The Olympic flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of the city, wearing the traditional balaclava. The flame will be contained in a large chip van situated on the roof of the stadium.
The Events
In previous Olympic games, Nottingham's competitors have not been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the events have been altered slightly to the advantage of local 'Nottingham' athletes.
100 Metres Sprint
Competitors will have to hold a video recorder and microwave oven (one in each arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol, a police dog will be released from a cage 10 yards behind the athletes.
100 Metres Hurdles
As above but with added obstacles (i.e. car bonnets, hedges, gardens, fences walls etc.)
Hammer
Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use (claw, sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can cause the most grievous bodily harm to members of the public within the time allowed.
Fencing
Entrants will be asked to dispose of as much stolen silver and jewelry as possible in 5 minutes.
Shooting
A strong challenge is expected from the local men in this event. The first target will be a moving police van. In the second round, competitors will aim at a post office clerk bank teller or Securicor-style wages delivery man.
Boxing
Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and will take place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 pints of lager while the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home. The bout will then commence.
Cycling Time Trials
Competitors will be asked to break into the collage bike shed and take an expensive mountain bike owned by some mummy's boy from the country on his first trip away from home. All against the clock.
Cycling Pursuit
As above but the bike will be owned by a visiting member of the Australian rugby team, who will witness the theft.
Modern Pentathlon
Amended to include mugging, breaking and entering, flashing, joy riding and arson.
The Marathon
A safe route has yet to be decided, but the competitors will be issued with sharp sticks and bags with which to pick up litter on their way round the course.
Swimming
Competitors will be thrown off the bridge over the Trent. The first three survivors back, will decide the medals
Mens 50km Walk
Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled as the police cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of Nottingham.
The Closing Ceremony
Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members of the Health in the Community anti-drug campaigners, synchronized rock throwing and music by the Nottingham Community Choir.
The Olympic flame will be extinguished by someone dropping an old washing machine onto it from the top floor of the block of flats next to the stadium. The stadium will be then boarded up before the local athletes break into it and remove all the copper piping and the central heating boiler.
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Posted: 2004-01-26 15:35:48
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