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Ahhh that's awful C***n!
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Posted: 2008-07-19 00:02:13
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but funny Arien!
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect"
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Posted: 2008-07-20 17:44:12
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On 2008-07-20 17:44:12, fatreg wrote:
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect"
You listen to wave 105 as well!
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Posted: 2008-07-20 17:53:00
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ermm no, I stole it from another site....
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Posted: 2008-07-20 18:12:27
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@reg
A site that rhymes with "Peter" by any chance?
Two tramps are walking down the road...
"Hey, mick!" says the first tramp. "There's a pile of shit down there!"
"Nah, that's not shit." says Mick.
So the first tramp picks it up and rubs a small piece between his fingers.
"Feels like shit?", he says.
"Nah, it's not shit" says Mick.
So he takes a good, deep sniff and says: "Smells like shit?"
"It's not shit!" says mick.
So he takes a small bite and swills it around his mouth.
"Tastes like shit?" He says.
At which point Mick grabs it out of his hand, squishes it around, smells it, and places a bit in his mouth.
"My god!" exclaims Mick. "You're right! It is shit! Good job we didn't step in it..."
[ This Message was edited by: Cycovision on 2008-07-20 17:16 ]
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Posted: 2008-07-20 18:13:54
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lovely cyco!
I'm still having sex at 87.
It's only across the road from us at number 84, but my wife still doesn't notice.
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Posted: 2008-07-20 18:15:30
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FemaleCompassion at it's BEST!
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his
wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said,
'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we
could make love again?' Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now
had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder
and said, 'Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.' She
agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and
he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?'
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen
Barry, I'm not being funny ...but I have to get up in the morning and you
don't.
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Posted: 2008-07-22 16:38:30
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Posted: 2008-07-22 16:49:02
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A couple are makng love one afternoon when their 7yo son walks in on them.
His dad laughs, throws a pillow at him and tells him to get lost.
Later that afternoon the dad walks past his sons bedroom and hears moaning, so he goes in to see whats happening.
He is horrified to find his son having sex with his grandma.
The son turns, looks at his dad and says "See, its not so nice funny when its your mother is it?"
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Posted: 2008-07-23 15:00:55
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For my wife's last birthday I paid for her to have 10 sessions with a personal trainer.
Now when I say "heel!" she does as she's told.
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Posted: 2008-07-24 13:27:24
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