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fatreg Posts: > 500

What do you call a Zimbabwean waste paper basket?

A Ballot Box
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Posted: 2008-10-04 19:50:20
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fatreg Posts: > 500

'A' is the 1st letter of the alphabet and 'H' is the 8th letter, right?

9/11 = 0.81818181 = HAHAHAHA
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Posted: 2008-10-18 19:38:17
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AbuBasim Posts: > 500

In many countries the date is written 11/9: 11/9 = 1.22222222 = A.BBBBBBBB = joke without punchline.

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[ This Message was edited by: AbuBasim on 2008-10-18 19:01 ]
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Posted: 2008-10-18 19:49:43
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gola Posts: > 500

Has anyone heard the joke about the Zen master?

Me neither

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[ This Message was edited by: gola on 2008-10-18 19:30 ]
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Posted: 2008-10-18 20:29:27
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fatreg Posts: > 500


On 2008-10-18 19:49:43, AbuBasim wrote:
In many countries the date is written 11/9: 11/9 = 1.22222222 = A.BBBBBBBB = joke without punchline.


but that wasn't my joke was it???
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Posted: 2008-10-19 12:04:54
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Muhammad-Oli Posts: > 500

Haha, fatreg your joke was awesome, though I wouldn't say it too loud!
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Posted: 2008-10-19 12:28:35
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AbuBasim Posts: > 500


On 2008-10-19 12:04:54, fatreg wrote:

On 2008-10-18 19:49:43, AbuBasim wrote:
In many countries the date is written 11/9: 11/9 = 1.22222222 = A.BBBBBBBB = joke without punchline.


but that wasn't my joke was it???


I know I just twisted it to make it less funny for us not using American date format
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Posted: 2008-10-19 12:37:43
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jcwhite_uk Posts: > 500

A lonely frog, desparate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."
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Posted: 2008-10-22 22:07:15
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nicv27 Posts: > 500

A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face full of blood. All the bats get excited and ask where he got it from. "Follow me" he says. Off they flew over hills, over rivers and into the dark, dark forest. "See that tree over there?" he says... Yes, YES they cry....

WELL I FUKCIN' DIDN'T !!


Was reading in the paper today about a dwarf who got pick-pocketed! How the f**k could anybody stoop so low?!
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Posted: 2008-10-23 21:49:54
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NightBlade Posts: > 500

LMAO!

Good ones.
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Posted: 2008-10-23 22:18:37
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