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Lovingly wrapped in a nice creamy white envelope, with gorgeously detailed fine gold writing and a first class stamp.........this isnt just any P45 its an M&S P45
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Posted: 2009-01-08 21:49:59
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first time here i think...
what's more bitter than a lemon?
two lemons.
im bored
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Posted: 2009-01-29 21:17:09
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Do u know the story of that donkey who says No
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Posted: 2009-02-07 11:45:46
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When a crack complained of pain in the whole body when pressed, the doctor told: ofcourse you have a finger-fracture.
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Posted: 2009-02-11 17:06:20
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The Moped
An elderly man on a Moped,
looking about 100 years old,
pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya
got there, sonny?'
The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO.
It cost half a million dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
'Why does it cost so much?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car,
all right...
But I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes,
so the doctor decides to show
the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds
the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
closer!
He slows down to see what it could be
and suddenly... WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the doctor asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator
and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas. He's
feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on
him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped
bearing down on him again !
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear
end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there
anything I can do for you?'
The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.'
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Posted: 2009-02-21 02:57:59
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WARNING!!!!!
SICK JOKE BELOW!!!!
DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!!!
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What will Jade Goody be doing at Easter?
Babysitting David Camerons son.
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Posted: 2009-02-27 18:59:43
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heard this one on the radio today...
A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said 'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humor, but we have heard that people in Abu Dhabi Do"
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Posted: 2009-03-11 21:46:36
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Ha ha, that made me giggle.
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Posted: 2009-03-11 22:11:39
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lol I am just having a good laugh
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Posted: 2009-03-14 10:44:40
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Snow white and 6 dwarfs were feeling happy, so he got up and left the room.
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Posted: 2009-03-14 13:33:16
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